#*shouldnt

Kind of insane and convoluted idea: you know those cute #aesthetic ash trays? Sticking aforementioned indestructible tiny in the resin before it cures so it’s just their face sticking out of the middle so they’re forced to breathe in my cigarette ash/get butts directly put out on their face for the rest of their miserable life ❤️

I’m a tad irritable this morning and I feel bad about it. This what happens when I skip my morning coffee 😭

wines will be like "no artificial flavors" I think maybe we should change this. this doesn't taste like apple this tastes like alcohol and piss I think we should add 1 billion artificial sweetners to this

to the anon who just left me the long ask about the discussion earlier, i won’t post it cause it’s quite long and i don’t wanna clog up the dash, but i did read it and i’m sorry if it came across as me attacking you over something you can’t control, that wasn’t the case it was simply me calling out those who date someone for the considered ‘beauty standard’ and the males and females who use height for gender validation, it was in no way an attack on people who are generally short or tall, it was just me voicing about how i think dating someone purely for a height difference and making it the main trait centered around your relationship is weird and stupid, perhaps i didn’t word it nicely enough as i know i come across pretty blunt but i apologise if it hurt you and i want you to know i was in no way directing any of that towards people who just happen to have these heights <3

My sister says my work suit jacket makes me look like the oncelor :/