Honestly? I’ve never banged in a bath, so I kind of have to say shower sex by default. I’m pretty sure I’d pick it anyway, but ask me again once that changes. I could be persuaded. 

Seems pretty obvious it’s the whole “relationship” part at this point. Or... maybe it’s more what they lead to. The someone being in so deep they see the shitty parts of me and look past them, even when they shouldn’t. Or not being able to see past them and taking the high road. I don’t know. Something like that-- doesn’t really matter now, does it?

Matt Attack’s a lot of things, but shark bait isn’t one, that’s for sure. So that’s easy: Sporter. Chances are I pushed her out of the boat way before this situation even happened. Knowing that bitch, she’s probably got a mean doggy paddle she’s dying to show off by out swimming a shark #shepunsshescores

I’ve done more than enough to hurt Lola and Harper to last a lifetime anyway.