#*it's you

All just as pretend as monsters.

“Strawberries!” Those count, right?

They’ve never had much choice, but they’d like to wear big swishy skirts sometimes, as well as dark colors; not really a ritual, but they manage to put their shirts on backwards half the time, which they usually don’t notice for a few minutes and then have to pull their arms in and rotate it around on their body to fix it.

Order - They have a fairly low opinion of people in positions of authority–mostly adults. They consider them generally well-meaning but blundering and troublesome, causing more problems than they solve.

likes artificial watermelon | sleeps in what they’re already wearing | eats their cereal with milk | listens to music with earbuds | hates the summer |can recite past the first four digits of pi | eats frosting out of the jar | doodles on their notebooks | can bake cookies | has a garden | has had a snowball fight | eats pancakes without syrup | prefers shorts to pants |can name more than ten superheroes | has a plan for the zombie apocalypse | uses the same password for everything | can’t hold their breath for more than fifteen seconds | watches anime | hasn’t read harry potter | can say ‘I love you’ in more than one language | prefers mechanical pencils | thinks space is cool | takes personality tests more than once to make sure | can’t tie their shoelaces | has a purse | likes salad | likes cool colors better than warm colors | knows how to braid hair | reads biographies | can ice skate | knows their mbti | reads astrology charts | prefers the star wars prequels to the original trilogy | plays video games | reads the newspaper | likes chocolate ice cream better | doesn’t cuss | memorizes song lyrics | collects coupons | has a preferred order at starbucks | likes movie theater popcorn | has seen a play | listens to music with headphones | owns a hoodie | would rather own cds than online copies | has written a poem | can shuffle cards | subscribes to a magazine | double dips when eating | drinks directly out of the milk container | keeps a journal

They have good endurance and they’re small, so they’ll be able to escape zombies pretty well. On the other hand, they’re actually afraid of zombies and have a new saving-people complex, so the mental strain would burn them out pretty fast.