(Wonka, feigning extreme frustration to the ticket winners' parents after one of them insults him or if a machine isn't working properly): oh fiddlesticks. that really just- that just ruffles my feathers. drats! oh just-! blast me to smitherines, will you? (one [or all] of the parent's when the kids are in another room out of earshot): Mr Wonka PLEASE just say fuck
let wonka say fuck!!!!!!!









