#* misc tag.

honey tastes like bees. it’s furry.

if you bite into a bee --- just hear me out... ---

i know this --- but i never denied my mess.

get’im, eyebrows.

aww, not the sad eyebrows.

i’m like a teletubbie of darkness.

when i was eight i punched a grown man in the gut in a barn party, i have never known fear.

god is not with me in this chili’s tonight and wherever he is… he’s testing me.

come into my ims, punch me in the tit, yanno the usual.

this call was a mistake.

i’m very tactile! ... that’s not the right word, but ---

anyways, as i was saying...

i’m in math class?

and then i hid from him...

throw me into a locker? and i’ll punch you in the dick, just so we’re clear.

[ marge simpson laughter, tbh ]

damn, you’re right, i’m not.

i wasn’t a good kid, but it’s fine.

okay, but listen, hear me out --- i feel like i’m eleven years older than what i am.

not the piggly wigglys --- no!

i had to sit in the office for a day and talk about my feelings... i was bored.

i never have any context, i just say what i feel.

i do have... uhm... i have my stories.

get out of my hole!

when you squeeze it, it’s eyes pop out...

there’s a taxidermy corpse of babe the pig --- what the fuck?!

@violentfeathers: im not sobbing what

me: 8D

me: sara can be a sentimental woman '^'

@violentfeathers: sara is one of the only ppl who can see xayah happily express her emotions

me: gjdhfdg i just almost typed 'i'm gay' at that lol

@violentfeathers: o mg

me: calls mason

we: talk

mason: starts outright playing remix to ignition