late night yapping turned essay✨
i could be responsible and do my work but instead i'm gonna make one of these posts because i love reading them on other people's blogs and the best form of procrastination is yapping
my driver tier list for the 2025 season is divided as follows:
lando: my comfort person who is also the source of all my problems, i cannot put into words the joy this man brings into my life and how much he has made me love this sport and how he cares about his fans and quadrant and the vlogs and streamer lando and open with his feelings and mental health lando and ughhhhh i got lost in those ocean blue eyessss, BUT i can very much put into words how much pain he causes me on the daily. the emotional attachment is strong with this one but i don't know how much i can handle, stay tuned ig
max: cutie patootie who can do no wrong, literally the reason i got into the sport. i love the mad max, i love the cat dad unhinged max, i love sassy max, i love soft and sweet max
oscar: i feel like the only reason he's not my no.1 is because lando and max were here first but omg he's close to overthrowing them. competent, a beast on the track, hilarious (if you think otherwise we can't be friends), the hair swoosh, everythingggg. every time people/fans/the media pit him against lando i lose years off my life but hey this is sports what can i do
george: i didn't care for him at all at first i was like oh this is alex's friend but omg why is he growing on me so much. consistent solid results, kimi's big brother, i'm starting to get his sense of humor, what is going on?? his powerpoint origin story is also too funny
charles: also confused as to why he's growing on me, i used to think the environment at ferrari the last couple of seasons was so toxic (which like it was) and i feel like this year it's fresher? also he's not as depressed so maybe that contributes, idk sports are weird
casual enjoyer (in no particular order)
lewis: objectively the best (professionally and as a person), i think he's not in the ride or die category because i never got to really see him in his prime (i got a taste during silverstone last season) so i never formed that emotional attachment, i lowkey don't care for his 8th wdc BUT i do want to see him succeed with ferrari i think it's gonna be so special
alex: wholesome man, solid driver, 10/10 insta dumps, lily's wag, no notes, i just don't have the energy to add him into the ride or die list
yuki: solid, great entertainment, i really wish him the best in that spiraling team pray for this man
carlos: at first i LOVED him because carlando but the amount of fighting that was going on between his fans and leclerc fans was honestly exhausting like i don't have the energy for that, love to see him thrive in williams tho he needs a break, also lowkey my crush ok sue me, also team 55 is simply too funny like at this point they're the main characters and he's the wag
pierre: this man is too funny and also puts in some great drives, underrated in my opinion
liam: ok edit I can’t believe I forgot to add him even tho I had a list of the drivers pulled up. solid driver, he got thrown into redbull too early so I don’t hold the start of the season against him, did I cry when he replaced daniel, yes, but I also get it. as someone whose fav movie is ratatouille, I respect his loyalty to cars
i'm rooting for you twin:
kimi: omg the wonderkid i've liked him since the prema days he's just too wholesome. i've fully adopted him, he's my child now
ollie: wowed me with his performance in saudi last year, also liked him since prema, i really want him to do good
isack: hilarious cutie patootie, i wish him the best, also north african solidarity bb i don't care what flag he drives under
no hate i just don't care (also in no particular order):
fernando: i don't get the appeal, sometimes he's funny tho
hulk: i tried ok, the haasbands were funny and i want him to get that podium, but i just don't have it in me
lance: go girl give us nothing? i respected his return after breaking his hand that was impressive but other than that he's just so meh
ocon: don't really care for him but also don't like all the unnecessary hate this man gets
jack: it's not really his fault i just want franco back
gabriel: i just haven't seen enough of him, he has potential to move up to casual enjoyer
if anyone would like to make a case for these drivers i'm all ears give me your unhinged thoughts
