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This is for my uhhhh surgeon Megumi and firefighter Yuji au where yujis side quests are painting and doodling 🥹🥹🥹

But then everything goes wrong cus we love angst here

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lee zim will be coming to YOUR TV SCREEN shortly after these messages!

((7:07 pm edit;;; AND NOW BACK TO LEE ZIM)

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That Horrible game!

contains; Ler!Gir, Lee!Zim

Gir had forced Zim to sit on the couch with him to watch that horrible show...again. Zim hated that show. Zim could easily just walk away, right? Gir is stupid enough to not notice. He was WAY too invested in that show of his, anyway.

"Mm-mm." A grab to Zim's arm. Damn it.. "Gir, let go. I refuuuse to continue engaging in this binge watching! Well, I refused before-- BUT YOU FORCED ME! I demand you turn this filth off." Gir shook his head and rested his head on his little hand, as if he were some old dude laughing. The robot was months, maybe a year old, for irk's sake! "Are you giving Zim sass?!" Zim growled. Gir shushed him, as if to signal something was going to happen. "GIR! You-"

Something did happen.

As soon as Zim looked forward, he noticed the ugly creatures on the TV laughing. Not only were they laughing, but their hands seemed to be clawing at each others bodies! Gir seemed to enjoy this, because his grin was huge. His cyan, glass(or probably metal), glowing eyes were now semi circles.

Not only were they laughing, but their hands seemed to be clawing at each others bodies! Gir seemed to enjoy this, because his grin was huge. His cyan, glass(or probably metal), glowing eyes were now semi circles, forming half upside down U shapes. One of them even shouted how it "tickles"..

"Oh, that is horrible! What are they doing?! A- And what is this tickles?!" Zim's voice cracked when he said "doing". Gir screamed and paused the TV. It seemed like he was waiting for that specific scene to come up. He sat in front of Zim and looked up at his master. "He was ticklin' them!" Gir extended his arms. "It's like a game! It's reaaal funny.."

Funny? Zim thought, how could anyone find that funny? It was stupid. A stupid, childish game. "This "tickles" must be a feeling, and the, eh.. tickling itself is the action. HAH! Zim finds no humor in this game."

"But you just went all like, HAH!" Gir said, but being cut off with a-

"LIES! Zim would never laugh at being tickled. It is simply a stupid, foolish urth game that PUKE-CHILDREN play."

"Really?"

"Ye-"

"Really?"

"YES-"

"REEEAALLLYY?!"

"YES, GIR! Just try. Do your worst!"

And so, the small SIR did as told- his worst. He dug his little claws right into Zim's sides, to be met with a-

"GA- HAHAHACK!" Cackled the "invader". " ENAHAHAHOUGH! GIHIHIHIR!"

"D'aaww! You likes it!"

"NOOOOO! CEASE, CEHEHEASE! Wheeze!"

Zim was hopeless. He sighed in relief, noticing how Gir stopped tickling him..

"It tickle?"

"Nonsense! I don't know what you're talking aba- AAAHAHAHAHAHOUT!"

..Only for Gir to target his rib area with rapid squeezing. Zim tried batting Gir's stupid claws off of him, but he felt so weak! How could this be?! Zim was being weakened by a human activity! And Gir was laughing, too?! Oh, this had to end immediately.

"OKAY, OKAHAY! STAHAHAP! GIIIIRRR!"

Gir stopped.

"You gonna get me one of 'dem meatloaf shoes?"

"Yehes, huuuhhh... eheh.. you have to promise.. you do not do that again.. "

Gir pumped both fists in the air. "WOO!" And leaped off the couch.

Zim was so shocked with himself. On Tallest Miyuki's soul, he couldn't let that happen again. Never in a shmillion years.

"That horrible game.." He wiped his forehead. "Weakened Zim.. unbelievable..."

The more time passed, and the more Zim was shocked about how tickling weakened him, the more it made him realize that tickles could make one laugh so hard, they become weak. And that gave him an idea.

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