#((gross

there's plenty of reasons that many other animals can't vomit! the act of vomiting is actually fairly complicated biologically speaking, and requires:

a) a neurological path to detect unwanted material and trigger the rest of the physical process of vomiting, which needs

b) a reversible entry between the esophagus and stomach, and

c) a diaphragm muscle powerful enough to contract the entire midtorso hard enough to empty the stomach violently backwards up the esophagus without accidentally getting anything into the lungs (this is why vomiting kind of feels like you're dying)

animals that don't have access to the vomit ability tree for lack of any of these systems tend to just have really REALLY beefy digestive processes that can break down most harmful things they could reasonably eat by mistake, or else they do something else entirely to purge their system.

for example! frogs cannot vomit, true. but they CAN just evert their entire stomach inside-out out of their mouths, scrape the offending insect off with their little frog paws, and slurp it back down into their torso!

And Werewolf!Soap cannot take his fucking eyes off of you.

And everyone knows why. It’s a little embarrassing— your kind usually has their own prominent section on porn sites, and you know it.

It’s not an exaggeration to say that he puts literally all of his time and energy into pulling you. But it’s not so tough— he’s funny. And it’s hard to resist that wagging little tail when the wolf takes over.

You’re in his bed before long.

“Fuck, fuck , fuck— take it, bonnie. Take this fockin’ cock til your insides take the shape of me.”

The sticky, sloppy sounds are music to his sensitive ears, your biology keeping him slicked up and dripping. His eyes are glued down at your stomach, watching his dick distend and rearrange you easily, little drops of his milky pre suspended inside you. The way your gel knits back together slowly whenever he pulls out before he punches back through it with his thrusts.

It’s considered a weakness of slimes that all of your organs are visible— and it’s not terribly hard to reach into you and grab them. The plus side is that you can move them anywhere you want in your body, and as long as your heart is intact, you can regenerate. Well, it’s more like a nucleus. But it still pumps and thumps like a human heart.

And he can feel it on the tip of his cock. It’s drifted down inside you and pounding with your excitement. Now that’s something you never see in the videos.

“Shit— how’s that for havin’ yer heart in the right place, bon? Gonna fockin’ kill me with tha’ little trick—“

He almost asks if you’d let him take a video when he’s about to cum, but he decided to savor this moment between the two of you. Drool falls from his panting mouth as he watches the ribbons of cum shoot from him, his spend collecting into a neat little suspension in your glossy gel. He’s already dreaming about taking you out somewhere just like this— so everyone can see what you let this nasty mutt do to you.

And god… he can’t wait for the next full moon. He’s never found someone who can take his full cock and knot when he’s transformed, but he’s pretty hopeful about you. And god, the size of the load he’s gonna give you, watching it all spill while you’re locked together.