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Punk tactics! *Punches you in the face then myself also*

Uhhh content warning like death but just for s second

SY transmigrates while SJ’s having one of the worst QI deviations ever and Shen Yuan is reincarnated as “Lover’s Embrace” flower, which is a carnivorous plant-parasite that attaches itself to its host and either binds the host with another person (which is usually the lover, crush, friend, family etc of whoever the host is, hence the name) or binds to the host itself.

The way the Lover’s Embrace flowers works is rather simple, they pick a host to live off of, offering protection from most diseases and an advanced healing rate in exchange for living/feeding off of the body’s energy. While attached to a suitable host the parasite will encourage a more carnivorous lifestyle. This leads to scenes where people are found absentmindedly eating live bugs, animal corpses, and occasionally live prey. They rarely go after humans because it’s much more harder to influence the hosts to consume human meat than it is convincing them that raw pig is a delicacy.

If a Lover’s Embrace latches onto an unsuitable host it’ll attempt a synchronize before quickly beginning searching for a new one when it fails, expending the limited energy it initially has to search for other people. While in this half-synchronized state the parasite is partially influenced by the emotions of the host as it takes control of the body to find someone else to transfer too. Obviously this ends in cases where the emotions of the host influences the Lover’s Embrace into viewing the host’s partner, family, friends etc. as the ideal host. This results in a weird amalgamation where the parasite and its original host “merge” with the host “ideal host”. Usually these amalgamations don’t survive for long (which is good because almost all recorded amalgamations have been known to wail in agony and pain). The body of the amalgamation is highly contagious since the Lover’s Embrace starts “flowering” immediately after death to spread its spores and start a new cycle. (Lover’s embrace is actually a mushroom that has evolved to have an appearance very similar to flowers! It even has faux vines and roots :3) This means it’s really hard to deal with once an outbreak has started. Fortunately only a specific strand of Lover’s Embrace targets humans, the normal Lover’s Embrace doesn’t target humans and parasitizes animals and insects.

Shen Yuan’s spores ended up near Shen Qingqiu and while originally the plant was harmless against SQQ’s cultivation and MQF’s healing efforts, SY was buffed by the system and ends up fully attached to SQQ. The whole thing with Lover’s Embrace is how easy it is to treat if discovered quickly and fully eradicated. MQF and SQQ did discover it early, however because of the system they didn’t eradicate it initially like they’d thought and allowed SY to fully synchronize up w/ SQQ’s body.

Normal Lover’s Embrace flowers don’t possess their own thoughts and use pheromones and brain waves to influence the thoughts of the host(s), however SY having his own consciousness means that the trait of his species can be used to communicate with the host—Shen Qingqiu. Normally SY would’ve taken this chance to… idk, kill SQQ or control him so he doesn’t abuse LBH but SQQ is a powerful cultivator and SY is technically not matured yet. The fact that he’s not mature enough to post a major threat to SQQ as well as the almost overwhelming instinctive need to protect the host and keep them alive prevents SY from doing any harm.

Anyways so after the QI deviation SY goes unnoticed because it’s normal to be weak after such a major QI deviation. SY spends his time feeding on SQQ’s QI bit by bit and spreading his body throughout SQQ. This ends up with SY making it to SQQ’s brain and peeping into his dreams—a feat that wouldn’t be possible if SQQ wasn’t injured enough to need rest. Obviously SY peeks into the past of SQQ and his nightmare-ridden self and slowly SY begins to understand the reasons behind the things SQQ does. Ofc this doesn’t mean SY approves of his actions, but it’s enough of a shock that SY rethinks his plans on what he’ll do when he gets strong enough to have an impact on SQQ.

Anyways stuff happens, SY goes dormant for a period of time to process the QI he’s taken bla bla. SQQ (who is still weakened from SY nibbling at his QI reserves) ends up going on a demon hunting mission. (He doesn’t feel any weaker, but his QI runs out faster and he’s not aware of this and hasn’t mentally adjusted his limits accordingly) Right well SQQ notices that things are turning south because the demon has good endurance and his QI’s running low than it normally does. The Demon latches onto this and takes the weakened state of SQQ as an opportunity and uses a razor thing we’d to quite literally slice through the side of SQQ’s head (see below).

getting mugged and instead of acknowledging being sad or scared, said he got angry

linda screaming don't touch him, he's a musician! whilsy they are getting mugged

paul blaming his dad jim mccartney for his proclivity for unusual gardening

sticking w the lie that they bought a bunch of seeds and 5 of them just happened to come up as a pot (then smiles like he knows how terrible a lie)

paul being co founder & ceo of "I won't elaborate further" ([do you care to put more words to that?] "No.")

yet being incapable of lying when he should just shut his fucking mouth

when he laughed about one of his insane ideas (a fucking robot who no one asked for) and said sometimes people should have just told him no lmao

when they showed the clip of john saying he didn't want to say paul was right about klein, hilarious to me that paul was like yeah put that in there for sure

his gay little dance in the woods, the continuing of his obsessive parkour

him mimicking a fucking chicken to be one with his chickens and chicks

faul mccartney getting screen time

an interviewer asking mike mccartney "do you know where your brother is now?" is insane behaviour

the amount of times he cussed, raunchy little old man he is

going into "fuck off" mode

training himself to not have to piss???

recording himself singing with no one else there and just eye fucking the camera for no oneee

showing that clip from a special where he is wearing a clown nose and eye fucking the camera, yet again, but this time just deadpanning an entire theatre of unsuspecting victims

the paul/linda/denny throuple

meanwhile gwen back at the OIAR: