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Harry Potter and the Courtroom Showdown

Omg wait. Can you please tell us which Harrys are actually posing in each of the Another Man photos?!?! (Okay, the most notable ones, as there are literally like 100.) And thanks for making that song about Nessie now my life is over.

Thanks for #StayingWoke, Harry Styles Multiplicity Truthers!!!! Number one, the very name “Another Man” is hands down #confirmed #proof that that #MGMT is taunting us with their many, many Harries, none of whom is the original Harold. They are all Another Man, or Lady, or nonbinary person. Also, is it possible that anyone could have taken all 9000 of these pictures without using MULTIPLE HARRIES? No, it is not. I can’t go through all of them, obviously, but I can give you a sample of who is being EXPLOITED by MANAGEMENT.

Oh no, 8-year-old FORTINBRAS is still under the iron thumb of MANAGEMENT!!! This is a confused hill baby wearing a grown man’s coat. “Please help me,” he communicates silently with his eyebrows and his hair. “My presence here is a violation of child labor laws.”

All are Aquarians except Fortinbras, who was born at sea on an undetermined date between June 14 and October 3.

If you placed all the wigs required to maintain the “Harry Styles” charade end-to-end, you could make a wig bridge from Winnepeg to Minneapolis.

Garbo’s “tattoos” are actually birthmarks.

An assistant coroner for the city of Los Angeles ruled Harold’s death “inevitable,” the first ever to be so classified.

Reptoid has a severe wheat allergy and swallows eggs whole.

You might think the one who is friends with Nick Grimshaw would be Jebward, but you would be wrong. It’s Bart in Jebward’s clothes.