@somnim (Suzuka)
Gudao had been used to the skimpy nature of most of the servants around Chaldea. So Summer hadnât been really much of a change, really. In fact, the sheer realisation that Ushuwakamaru was no longer as nip-slip away from a restraining order in her swimsuit compared to her normal attire made him feel relieved.
Summer, banzai!
Right on cue to ruin his good mood though was a certain foxy Saber who may or may not have changed classes because swisuits apparently do that. He didnât know how it worked; and heâll never question it. It just does. As always; Suzuka wanted something out of him. Probably to complain more about the water-filled vending machine. And condoms.
But mostly water.
No snacks or weird things in it, the Motherâs association rejected his many âbut moooooom!âs and so he held no power. Only bottled water.
And condoms.
Regardless; heâd probably need that water after what this sly fox of a demon just whispered into his ear. It wasnât her risque outfit. Nor her generally attractive demeanor. No. The young man had frozen up due to the swimsuit foxâs sweet, careless whisper.
The fact that she, this probably 1000 yeard old oni, had just called him
daddy
He wasnât creeped out by its sexual implications. No, far from it. He was creeped out by the fact that Suzuka had always been the reminder of his fleeting youth. And so; the fact that she had called him that.Â
Absolutely made him go into panic mode. He wasnât even this panicked when he went up against Solomon! Gudao quickly slipped away from his servantâs grasp and quickly ran for the nearest window, to see his reflection.
âDid I finally get gray hairs after 5 years of stress? Or is the World just pulling me into becoming a counter guardian person that mom and momâs dad keep telling me about!? I donât want to be old and burnt! IâM TOO YOUNG FOR THIS!âÂ
And with that, Gudao proceeds to completely ignore the Saber, not even complimenting her for her new look while he goes around in a frenzy, having his... mid-life crisis, while he was only a quarter way through his expected life span. Though; in his line of work, his life span is probably closer to death than he is to being born at this point.
