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"Ashton is a good man, and I cannot stress that enough. He's kind, dependable, and loyal. Despite how hard he is on himself and how little he thinks of himself, he's a hero in my books and if it's up to me his name will go down in the history books of whatever this little community becomes should it thrive into the long term. We would not be in the position we are in, with the knowledge we have, were it not for Ashton Ryder. I would claim that young man as a son in an instant, and even without that, I'm both impressed and incredibly proud of how far that young man has come."

RUNS PAST A FIREMAN INTO A BURNING BUILDING

SCREAMS AND CURSES BOTH HELL AND HEAVEN

UGLY CRIES

LITTERS IN THE MOST DRAMATIC WAY POSSIBLE

GETS FACE-MELTINGLY DRUNK IN A DIVE BAR AND TALKS LOUDLY TO THE AIR ABOUT HIS DEAD BOYFRIEND, ALL WHILE UGLY CRYING EVEN MORE