Using your headphones to drown out your mind

impeachy the conservative clown

YOU ARE COPYING MY IDEAS THE CLOWN

clown-names the MEAN RUDE ASS clown

now you’ve fucking done it

the clown

TO MY EX

New rantsonas unlocked….

(opening narration of a 2000s teen movie voice) hey, my name’s booboo, but my friends call me boo. i guess you could say i’m just your average high schooler, except for one thing - my parents are both famous clowns. the real problem is that i’m not funny, my timing’s way out, my jokes don’t land. in fact, i got kicked out of clown school last year, and now i’m attending a regular high school for the first time in my life. i’m going to have to learn to blend in and become a real class clown if i ever want to impress my mom and dad. i guess you could say i’ve got pretty… big shoes to fill. (indie music soundtrack kicks in, played on marching band with jarring and discordant clown honks from my massive shoes as i walk down the hall)

tiny harmless insect: *flies around too fast* relatively gargantuan ape whose evolutionary niche is being smart: “oh i cant fucking stand this”

some kid just skateboarded down my street crying

Mind yo buisness :,(

OMG

Every time I see this post, I remember briefly after I came out to my mother, I had to calmly and rationally explain “Women can like video games and computers too”