Symmetry City + Royal Crypt = Here

I just felt someone Z-target me

[clearly circle-strafing you] don't be ridiculous

if you plopped Spirit Tracks Link in TOTK and gave him the ultrahand ability Hyrule would have accessible worldwide public transportation within 4 business days

one of my favorite tidbits about speedrunning that comes up every time the games done quick marathons come around is how Wind Waker speedruns are about five hours long because of the giant wall in Hyrule that actually forces the runner to play the game because they’ve been throwing shit at this wall for over a decade and still can’t figure out a way past it. the wall in hyrule is entirely unglitchable and the only way past it is to play the game properly. the speedrun would be like one hour if they could get past this wall but nope, it’s five hours. fuck the wall.

This is the kind of information I want on my dash

Cant believe the only way to beat The wall™ is to stop it from ever existing in the first place

The line “seventy invisible grappling hooks” killed me

the 'twist' in the end honestly feels like worse writing because the whole game was literally setting up for something else to happen (that a lot of people in the comments still THOUGHT was what happened because it made the most sense but apparently it's not), it almost feels like them making it a red herring with how everything was done made it more a 'twist for sake of having a twist' i will elaborate on this more later maybe

been thinking about this more and honest to god the writing in this game is so bad, i'm almost wondering if the red herring was even intentional, and i don't know which possibility is worse