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pride should be a pike formation

IT'S TIME

AI companies

In Dr Serizawas defence, when he realised no such use could be found he burned all his research and sacrificed himself using it against Godzilla so that no one could coerce the plans out of him in the future. We can but hope Sam Altman shows such conviction one day.

Hey…. Hey… Characters covered in blood, okay? You remember characters covered in blood?? You used to love characters covered in blood

Do I need to reassure you that I love breathing, or the caress of a cool breeze on a hot day, or can such things be safely assumed?

In the novelizations of the original two Resident Evil games, which came out before the series left Raccoon City or Umbrella corp, the author's own justification for all this was that the puzzles were commissioned by the same paranoid rich CEO who gave bored company engineers and scientists limitless budget and creative control to protect his evil secrets as obtusely as possible. So basically a delusional billionaire gathered a bunch of amoral computer nerds and told them "while you're farming artisinal lizard demons for the army, I need you to make it as confusing and difficult as you possibly can for anyone to get in and out of my office alive" and I guess their autism lit up like a blazing star with a free ticket to design a real world lucasarts adventure game. This is implied later in the book to be exactly the reason why none of them made it out alive.

In Resident Evil 7, which takes place in the home of a presumably upper middle class family (prior to Resident Evil shenanigans kicking off) there are several doors that can only be opened by finding oddly shaped pieces of metal, holding them up between a lantern and a framed picture, and rotating the metal piece until it casts the appropriate shadow onto the picture. You can, via optional exploration, find the invoice for said shadow locks and their installation. This suggests that bizarre baroque puzzles are just part of the security economy of the resident evil universe. Which is so stupid. And I love it so much.

the lesbian computer from portal was right. given the circumstances ive been shockingly nice

perfection

One more reblog and we'll get it again

Reblog if you will never. Ever. Use AI in your writing.

Absolutely never.

Shipping update: Your parcel has been torn asunder by ravenous hogs

Standard Evri shipping update tbh

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

Reblog you stay silly

I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

reblog if you are an ad hating commie

it’s december 1 where’s the christmas tail kitten bring him to me

"the best way to screw jkr over is by making her characters queer!" actually. The best way to screw jkr over is to stop engaging with the property she still profits off of and read a different fucking book

we're 10 days away from the anniversary of this post breaking my blog, so reblogs are back on! maybe I can get a new blocklist out of this

I’d go so far as to demand who on the board of the likes of Cushelle, Velvet or Andrex are putting their professional reputation on the line to keep cardboard tubes in toilet roll.

Counterpoint: you'd be removing a popular component of young children's arts and crafts projects

Can we keep them in wrapping paper though? For the Bonks?

Reblog if politeness to retail and service workers is important to you.

honestly 

yeah.

Is Chris Evans Steve Rogers or is Steve Rogers Chris Evans?

“Fellas, is it gay to be a good father?”

if I don’t reblog a good burn on piers morgan, assume I’m dead

The logic of “Brands will only hop on the train if they can prove it’s profitable” makes it so much funnier when they clown on this fool. “Yeah we crunched the numbers and we found it to be profitable to call this clown out in public. Jacob hit the post button.”