sunshine

having a hard time focusing today. i've also had a hard time focusing for the previous 15 or so years leading up to now but this post is about today.

when u look at 2017 and think “oh that’s only like 3 years ago” and it’s actually 12,000 years ago and everything is gone and everyone you know has been reduced to ash and the world is completely different

ashes to ashes dust to dust we’re fucked

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

Good Job.

do you think no one else has time travel

Happy one month anniversary to this post that has not allowed me a single day of fucking peace since I made it.

wow if only you had a time machine

‘don’t you want your favourite character to be happy???’ no? i want my favourite character to be interesting. i want me to be happy. which sometimes involves my favourite character being in exquisite agony

"this movie doesn't hold up bcos of dated special effects :(" to you, maybe. i would clap at a bat on a string

reblogs are back on for october! limited edition

the thing that really cheeses my cake about flies getting in my house is they clearly don't want to be there anyway. like at least the ants trying to steal cereal from my pantry had a goal and a plan. you are just here because you're too stupid to use a window twice

no yes and screw this because i’ve been here since 7 am and there’s a fucking fire alarm going off IN THE MIDDLE OF A GODDAMN THUNDERSTORM

Not a fan of having those problems where you try to look for solutions and all the advice is "just practice trying harder you dipshit :)"

A vest with 'I have bad peripheral vision, I can't see you' on the back?

so do i have to come up with my own slogan or is it cool if its from a tumblr post with OP credited