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this is my favourite addition to this post by far everyone go home. this freak won the post
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a gentle reminder
this is my favourite addition to this post by far everyone go home. this freak won the post

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So I thought y'all would like this too This great white comes to the jersey shore every year and this year they named her and have been tracking her hella so this is Mary Lee and she decided to show herself under this rainbow for pride month A true gay icon
#This is the representation Iāve been looking for
Ugly Duckling sequel where the swan is like hey it's nobody's fault and I don't think anyone did anything wrong per se but nonetheless I did feel really alienated and depressed for most of my youth and those years do continue to affect me in the present day and their mom is like, so what you're saying is that you think I'm a failure and a bad duck.
Your therapist asks you "Who in this image do you see yourself as?" and then shows you a drawing of two shirtless skinny anime catboys with a thread of saliva going between their lips
It was actually just an ink blot but thank you, this gives me a lot to work with

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don't go into the humanities because they're unprofitable and don't go into stem cuz its getting torn apart right now and don't go into buisness because it's competetive and speculative and don't go into education because it pays like shit. Just lay on thr ground. Just lay on the ground.
i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny
my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me šššš
i do have to say that no matter how shitty any sort of media is or how shitty your own creations are. always remember
I'm at work and I'm about to cry. I don't want to cry, can you say something funny?
ONE TIME AT SCHOOL LET ME REMIND YOU I GO TO AN ALL GIRLS CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL SO THEY ALL WEAR SHOIRT ASS SKIRTS OKAY SO ONE TIME THIS GIRL LIKE TRIPPED AND HER SKIRT FLEW UP AND MY FRIEND WAS LIKE TIFFANH GO FUCKING HELP HER UP AND I WAS LIKE PARALYZED STARING AT HER ASS AND THEN MY FRIEND WAS LIKE FUCKING SHIT TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN AND SHE LITERALLY HIT ME WITH A BIBLE AND I HAVE NO REGRETS NONE
This kills me every time
āTIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIANā

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kids don't belong anywhere in public, lol. no one is trying to hear a bunch of screaming brats when they go outside.
other people do not exist for your convenience
Look, look, I know it's bait.
I know it is.
But I'm old, and I need y'all to just listen to me a second. Ten seconds maybe.
Twenty years ago, thirty years ago, there were kids outside. 40 years ago I was among Those Screaming Kids Outside.
Suddenly, kids being outside became a PROBLEM.
Some dumb fucks started suing parents when their kids got injured at their homes. They started calling CPS on kids who were "unattended" outside and levying abuse charges.
We went from It Takes a Village, to I'll call the cops on you if you hang out at the mall for too long without buying something.
It went from Hanging Out at The Park with Your Friends, to getting escorted home because a group of teens was automatically a Gang, and Gangs were terrible and awful and no one wanted their property values to go down because of hooligans.
No big kids outside. No one to watch over the littler kids, so no little kids outside. Less kids outside, more kids inside.
And hey, hey - Look At ME - I loved video games and computers and I was not a fan of "Outside". But I walked down to the Blockbuster than was 3 miles away from my house, and I rode my bike through parks and I played basketball in the street, and now that's gone.
Sure, kids carve out space here and there where they can, but as a general rule, it's all gone. It's paved over, under surveillance, with "This will be exhibit A" signs plastered all over the place.
The cacophony of loud, irritating, barely contained children missing from the day to day sounds of society were the first sign of its death, frankly. I don't know how it lined up to happen so fast, I'm sure someone smarter than me could point to the assholes that got the ball rolling in the wrong direction.
But it's really eerie to be at my desk, at work, during the summer months, and there's not a sound on my residential street. It's fucking creepy.
This also actively contributes to the problem the anon was talking about! Kids who canāt be left alone to do kid things = kids brought by parents to places inappropriate for kids because how else could they do literally anything when they are expected to be tied to their child umbilically at all times.
And kids who arenāt allowed to have any freedom with parents who never get a break and are expected to helicopter them, will not learn how to exist in society without being annoying little pieces of shit.
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My artwork for the Legend of Korra concert!
When I was a teenager and still on Neopets I was part of a pretty big Star Trek guild and eventually became part of its council, with the solemn duty of creating weekly polls. Well one day I created the poll "Which would win in a fight? Borg Cube or Death Star?". Naturally, since this was a Star Trek guild, the answer was overwhelmingly "Borg Cube", but someone did have the rationality to point out we were biased.
So I look up a pretty prominent Star Wars guild and message one of their council and ask them to poll the same question and get back to me in a week. They do, and naturally the fuckin geeks said "Death Star".
So then I look up a Stargate guild and messaged the lead council member, saying the same thing, and they get back to me almost immediately saying that the Death Star would immediately one-shot a Borg Cube but they would never be able to do it again to another Cube. And I took that wisdom back to my guild and we were mollified, and for one moment the Nerd World was peaceful.
Truly thrilled to finally find this post on my dash.
I can behave normally around books
I can be trusted in bookstores and libraries and you should take me to those locations

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people without any whimsy scare me. why are you like that. where are your trinkets.
''i wasted those years'' who cares. you lived the only life you could've lived in those moments
You did the best you could with all you had and knew. That was then. Here is now
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