"I already told you, Ward, I do NOT have the time to be apart of your little self-indulgent- and therefore highly idiotic- 'blog'. Now, GO AWAY."
...
"Welp! You heard it from the man himself folks, guess I'll be on my own for this one!"
(The recording shifts, showing this woman sitting on a makeshift stool with the camera facing her, she gives a wide, almost unsettling, smile.)
"My name is Rose Ward, but many of you Gothamites know me as The Surgeon, ooohhh sppooky... Anyway! I've decided to document my little break just for funsies, along with my amazing, wonderful, and adorable boy... I-don't-know-what-he-is-to-me: THE RIDDLER!!! Aka, Edward Nyyyg-"
(The recording abruptly ends with a low battery flashing before the screen goes pitch black.)
((MORE UNDER CUT))
Hello, hello, hello!!! This is a Riddler selfship roleplay blog made by the one and only: @radioactive-roze!
I've never done this before, so if anything seems odd or off, I give my deepest apologies!!!
Some quick things!!!:
((this means I am OOC))
(this is a desrciption for the "video")
"Red text is Rose!"
"Green text is Edward!"
I am a minor, so I would prefer if any NSFW is kept AWAY from this blog as a whole, since it makes me uncomfortable, but I am completely ok with SOME "suggestive" asks or prompts!!!
PLEASE ASK STUFF I'M BEGGING YOU!!!
OOC posts will be tagged accordingly!
No homophobia, racism, anti-yumeshippers, darkships, proships, or hateful actions of any kind will be tolerated.
Just know some answers or posts may seem strange, weird, or creepy because I like making my yumeship sonas weird and offputting, plus this is Batman. What do you expect?
NO DOUBLES PLEASE!!! I yumeship for comfort and as a coping mechanism and I would prefer if all other Riddler ships or Riddler yumeshippers stayed away from my blog! Please and thankyou!!!
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just wanna give a quick apology (to the maybe two people who might check up on this blog) for being inactive! I've been pretty busy and I've also been doing stuff with my other selfships on my main, I do still VERY much love the Riddler, but I just haven't had many ideas regarding him so far. Again, sorry for not being active, this isn't me returning just for a warning! Just clearing stuff up. I'll post whenever but if anyone wants to send asks or interact with me I'd be happy to do that kinda stuff!
Tysm for reading, have a great rest of your week!))
((If you're still doing this I would reeaally appreciate if you maybe did Edward here!!! :-DDD
Edward is a narcissistic nerd with an almost obsessive need to be viewed as: perfect, stunning, and extremely intelligent, which causes him to become a some-what bad person (still love him though) trying to achieve all of these things all while dealing with very obvious self-worth issues.
“I can fix him” I couldn’t fix him and I don’t want to. I think he grew prone to biting and scratching in order to get by in a harsh world, and to me his resilience is part of what makes him so beautifully himself. I could be kind to him, though. I could show him gentleness. I could, slowly but surely, in the same way one earns the trust of a skittish stray cat, convince him that my touch will never come accompanied by pain. That, around me, he can allow himself to be soft. To relax. I could be the one he associates with warmth and safety, the one he longs to be held by after a hard day. I could be his home.
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umm drops these emojis [for the reverse f/o thingy] then scitters away
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((YESSS!!! YESS!!! YAAAYY!!!))
((Anyway,
I think Edward probably would've found my character maybe a little annoying or useless when he first starts off with watching or reading whatever I'm in, but gradually I think he would've gotten a little more affectionate as he realized he DID find me endearing and maybe even a little relatable considering the fact I'm a depressed perfectionist with ego issues. After finding out a bit about yumeshipping (because, lets be honest, he prolly wouldn't know what that is even if our ages were reversed too) I think he would probably do a little of it in secret; writing things out, making doodles of us, maybe even just thinking about what could happen between us.
Similar to his character, I don't think I would have very much merch over-all besides just the main stuff they would sell for my series, I think he would probably either print out photos of me and just stick them in random places or he would doodle me around his room while planning something out.
I DO think he would write things out, maybe if he was having a rough day he would try to find a few x reader fics to go through and then decide if I was mischaracterized or not. Like I said a little bit ago, I also think he would probably doodle some things about me or us.
Okay, time to make one of these myself (and cause I want more yumeblr moots (,,>﹏<,,))
The roles are reversed! What if your f/o was simping over YOU in your media? What if they giggled and kicked their feet every time they saw you on screen? What if they were breaking bank trying to buy your merch? What if they were maladaptive daydreaming about you two together?
⭐️ - What type of media would you be in? Would it be an anime? A video game? A manga? A book?
💭 - What is your self-insert like? Do they look like you in real life? What about personality-wise? What was it that made them fall for you?
🫶🏻 - Was it love at first sight for them? Or maybe you started off as a platonic f/o, slowly moving into the romantic category?
📢 - Are they gushing and rambling about you 24/7 to their friends or online? Or are they more of a quiet yumeshipper? Keeping your love story private
😡 - Do they get jealous when they see you shipped with other canon characters? Is there a really popular canon x canon ship that they SEETHE?
🛍️ - Are they a merch collector? How much merch do they have of you? Do they want merch of you, if they don't have it? Do they make it?
🎉 - Do they celebrate your canon birthday, Valentine's Day, or any holidays with you? What does it look like for them?
🤲🏼 - Are they a sharer or non-sharer? Do they tolerate doubles?
🖌️ - Do they ever write scenarios about you two? What about drawing fan art of you?
🎵 - What about them making a playlist about you? About you two as a couple? What songs would be on it?
💍 - Are they the type to move fast? Are they already calling you their spouse two days into yumeshipping with you? Or are they more likely to take it slow?
❓- Give me a random headcanon about them as a yumeshipper! Literally anything wild or whacky or just totally spontaneous!
Reblog with a picture of your F/O, and I'll assign them a cup based on their vibes! If you have any important details you want me to keep and mind + any cup preferences, please let me know!!
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f/o who has a specific way they load the dishwasher that they have never explained and will silently redo everything you put in with the focus of someone defusing a bomb
"I would be happy to fix your computer for you if you need me to, you know how I feel towards toying with machinery."
(Rose stuck past him, carrying an orange cat in her arms for some strange reason.)
"But, while I will wait for you to finish the bots, do not expect pity to come from me towards your injury when you are given the same amount of work as alwa-"
(The cat meowed and Edward snapped around quickly, now shouting.)
"DID- DID YOU BRING THAT STUPID CAT IN?!"
(Rose sprinted away.)
"SHE'S COLD AND TIRED AND HUNGRY, LEAVE ME ALONE!!!"
"ROSE."
(Edward grumbled something before reaching for the camera, shutting it off.)
"I would be happy to fix your computer for you if you need me to, you know how I feel towards toying with machinery."
(Rose stuck past him, carrying an orange cat in her arms for some strange reason.)
"But, while I will wait for you to finish the bots, do not expect pity to come from me towards your injury when you are given the same amount of work as alwa-"
(The cat meowed and Edward snapped around quickly, now shouting.)
"DID- DID YOU BRING THAT STUPID CAT IN?!"
(Rose sprinted away.)
"SHE'S COLD AND TIRED AND HUNGRY, LEAVE ME ALONE!!!"
"ROSE."
(Edward grumbled something before reaching for the camera, shutting it off.)
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He would let me sleep but as SOON as I wake up he would push me off and tell me that he's "not my pillow" but he would let me sleep on him any day or any way and we both know this in silence.
