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[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

actually fucking disgusting that glasses cost any money like if you actually think about it for more than a few seconds it is so unconscionably inhumane. this goes for things like insulin and mobility aids and hearing aids too ofc but fuck man, fucking glasses? the thing you need to fucking see? its genuinely sickening and inhumanly evil that those cost ANYTHING.

It's fun being queer and weird and unconventional until you remember you live in a society

Why do Quackity fans get so bothered when Quackity is with a girl, whether it’s a girlfriend or just flirting? Is it like some internalized misogyny thing, or is it because they know they could never be in that position themselves since they’re all fat, ugly, and virgins? Serious question, ’cause they’re always fine shipping him with guys, but when it’s with girls they freak out.

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Monday hard

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Tuesday hard

Celibacy Wednesday

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Thursday hard

I just love being a teenage girl cuz wdym I get to lie in bed every night and read stories about any piece of media I consume

why am i searching up LEO VALDEZ x reader just to see mostly percy x reader 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️