I Hate That Red Twink

Hazbin Hotel enthusiast. Professional truth-spitter. Resident anti of your favorite ship.

Alastor is overrated, Angel Dust isn’t that deep, and if you think redemption arcs are the point of the show, you’re clearly watching a completely different series. This isn’t Heaven’s waiting room—it’s a satire on damnation.

Let’s talk ships:

— Chaggie has less chemistry than a wet paper bag. Just say you like the “trauma moms” trope and go.

— Radioapple is just two egos yelling in a void. You’re not shipping, you’re projecting.

— Huskerdust? You mean that one tired “grumpy x flirty” trope that’s been microwaved one too many times? Pass. And sprinkle sexual harassment on top? Terrible.

— And Charlastor? Charlastor is what happens when you ship a golden retriever with a meat grinder and call it “wholesome.”

This blog runs on critical thinking and caffeine. If your entire defense is “let people enjoy things,” you’re already losing.

Not a safe space. Not your echo chamber. You will get mad. That’s the point.

Learn how to write without info dumping. It’s simple babe.

Yeah the creator said it’s canon but it would be so much better if he just acknowledged it. For now I feels like the “you’re gay and you’re in the closet joke” and it’s not even funny. Or the “you say you’re bi even though you’re fully gay” joke ppl make.

Like does it not give anyone else the ick that everyone BUT the character is saying he is this sexuality?

It brings back the whole idea of gaydar which is super offensive in itself. YOU DON’T KNOW SOMEONE’S SEXUALITY UNLESS THEY TELL YOU.

Kill yourself; go to hell with your dumb show and take its ugly art style with you

Awwww little anon is too much of a coward to put it on their main account.

Thank you to everyone who got me to 50 likes!