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if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

today i just (remembers to maintain privacy online) did something really cool. you have to trust me

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

time loop with two people in it but one person refuses to acknowledge the loop and pretends to be looping with everyone else. meanwhile the other person is freaking out

number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

Didn't like it

so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away

i know a lot of people don't like it bc it feels reducive or repetitive but LOVEEE kavetham's dynamic it's so fucking funny seeing Alhaitham ragebait Kaveh every single time without fail even in front of these old ass gods hzgdgsydh

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.