Happiness is a warm gun.

wow.

reblogging for all of us that grew up in land locked states, then visit the ocean and are used to just plunging into a lake.

All of this applies to Lake Michigan, as well. The rips aren’t as big, but they do happen. We lose tourists every year.

I will never forget that the hulking sports anchor for the local Duluth news once rescued a kid from a rip tide on Park Point. (And when I say this guy was hulking?? I mean STACKED.) But he gave passionate interviews after bc even he barely made it out alive. That shit has stuck with me ever since.

friendly reminder: do not fight the rip tide. You will not win. Swim parallel to the shore till you’re out of it. Float and take breaks as needed.

wrap it up covid I wanna be in an interactive science museum

it looks like his lecture series got more popular!

“I’ve searched my conscience, and I can’t for the life of me find any justification for this, and I simply cannot accept that there are on every story two equal and logical sides to an argument”

I… have to admit i was kind of gobsmacked to realize that’s the borat guy, but his point is eloquent and good so keep kicking ass, dude.

Despite being known best for his comedy characters, Sacha Baron Cohen is a graduate of Cambridge University, where he earned a history degree after writing his undergraduate thesis on the American civil rights movement. His mother’s family were German Jews and his father’s family were Ashkenazi Jews; he is also the grandson of a Holocaust survivor. He understands this issue all too well.

Here is a petition to fire the officers who killed Jorge Gonzalez

Here is his family’s gofundme for medical bills, rent, legal fees, and other such financial needs

Turns out that when you humiliate stupid people instead of making martyrs out of them, they lose interest in doing stupid shit pretty fast.

The school I used to work at held a competition every year, right before Thanksgiving. The winner would get a whole turkey. The kids had to do their best turkey dance and the judges would walk around and pick the finalists. There was music and balloons, it was fun. One year I got asked to be a substitute judge and that’s when I found out the winner was already planned. They knew who needed that turkey the most and that kid was going to have the best turkey dance no matter what.

isn’t that the neck tattoo guy

This guy needs to slow down 😂😂😂

THAT’S WHERE I RECOGNIZED HIM FROM

Unsure if real or an elaborate character but in any case he’s fighting the good fight so 🤷🏻‍♀️💯

He shouts a lot. What a fun guy.

He has only one brain cell and he uses it to live life 

I imagine in my head that he can only make one facial expression and it’s the perpetually confused and indignant one from these photos

You know what

I would like to choose world leaders the same way orchestras conduct auditions, pls

remember to pad floor so you can’t hear whether they’re wearing heels