get in the robot

Seeing all the huevember stuff made me want to try it out a little - I just want to see what I can manage each evening with a limited palette!

“Jean’s being awfully greedy wanting to go again so many times…”- Scarab

HEY UM 

A non-historical fencer - by Vitaly Bulgarov

more helpless eddie brock living the orgasm of his life under the pleasure goo

from one end to the other, the scale is:

it is impossible to fuck aliens because we have not found any

it is technically impossible to fuck aliens because we have not found any, but you can fuck a wide variety of genetically-modified humans

it is impossible to fuck aliens because no alien species has anything resembling sex

it is difficult to fuck aliens due to divergent anatomy, but with great care and dedication it can be done

it is difficult to fuck aliens due to travel difficulties

it is moderately difficult to fuck aliens, as they are down to clown, but it requires a degree of courage

it requires no special effort to fuck aliens, because that’s hotter than reasonable levels of biodiversity

it is easy to fuck aliens, and you are cross-fertile with them because this is a universe with the Strong Hodgkin’s Law

it is easy to fuck aliens because you are all descended from ancient bullshit progenitors

okay so like the whole tentacle fantasy thing is the obvious route but also consider:

inverse dynamic sub venom