Besat before you are the basic laws and rules set forth by our GodCooks. All whom tweaks, use to guide you to a blissful high. 

Spread them, and Live by them.

Thou shall buy a proper pipe and thou shall never use foil or lightbulbs or homemade contraptions.

 Thou shall learn how to use thy pipe and thou shall never put thy flame on thy pipe.

 Thou shall buy another pipe for thy friends who have erred and can not smoke thy pipe correctly

 Thou shall have class and not wipe thy pipe on thy clothing nor sheets

 Thou shall stay away from electronics lest thee get stuck

 Thou shall avoid thy mirror and stop picking thy face

 Thou shall forget about smoking the garbage thy scraped from thy pipe. No matter how long it took thee.

 Thou shall leave thy dealer alone and talk to the shadow people when bored.

Thou shall never get thy friend tweaked for the first time and leave thee alone.