Queen Harley

live has sucked so hard this year, but hopefully I’ll be able to get back into rping here. 

a storm is delaying our flight home and i’m afraid of thunder, please talk to me while we wait

we’re both in small claims court and i got into a huge fight with the person suing me but you stepped in to hold me back before security got there

i drove two hours to the closest video rental store that’s still operating and you were checking out the only copy of the movie i was after

i hit you with my car but luckily you’re okay, but we should still exchange information i guess

our friends that we came here with went off together and now we’re making awkward small talk

i was worried about buying something off of someone creepy from craigslist but oh no you’re hot

my friend talked me into playing a drunken game of spin the bottle even though we’re all adults and now we have to make out

we both decided to take a [yoga/fencing/cooking etc] class and we’re the only two assholes not taking it seriously and everyone else is giving us dirty looks but we keep grinning over at each other

my date just made a scene in public and got arrested and now i’m stranded in a city without a ride home

sharing a cab together

you’re trying to get me to sign a petition and i have no idea what you’re talking about

you’re drunk at this festival and dancing on the table and when you eventually fell i caught you

i tried to get a part time job at this place right by my house but they hired you instead and i have to see you every day when i go there now

blind date!

Requested by Anonymous

“When was the last time you slept?” 

“What? Sorry, I’m having trouble focusing…” 

“…What was I doing?” 

“What are you doing?” 

“Did you see that? No?” 

“I haven’t slept in almost __ days.” 

“You look absolutely terrible.” 

“I’m so exhausted I don’t feel tired anymore.” 

“I don’t think I can stand up without things spinning.” 

“You need to go to bed.” 

“I can’t sleep.” 

“You aren’t making any sense.” 

“…What?” 

not only do we have them but they are shaped like dinosaurs

We were asked all these questions about how long the costumes took us, how we did it, etc. 

I paused the video right when we were asked how much money we spent on our cosplays and

Send me a 🆓 + my muse/your muse, and I’ll randomly generate a number from 1-23 for one of the following kisses!

An accidental kiss on the lips

A kiss on the nose/eyelids/forehead

A kiss due to Spin the bottle/Truth or Dare

A sleepy, good morning kiss

A spontaneous passionate kiss

An aggressive kiss spurred by agitation/anger

A soft, gentle kiss filled with emotions that can’t be formed into words

A needy kiss for attention on the lips/cheek/neck/etc

A series of quick kisses while getting ready

A half-assed kiss on whatever part of the body my muse is cuddled against, because your muse’s face is way too far and my muse is way too lazy to reach

A short kiss that’s broken up by laughter

A sad, heart wrenching kiss as a last farewell

A ‘get better’ kiss that might or might not be on an open wound

A totally clichè kiss to bring your muse back from losing his or herself

A ‘true love’s’ kiss that doesn’t bring anyone back to life/change them into a human/wake them up from eternal sleep, but it does reveal both muse’s true feelings for each other

A ‘life or death’ kiss during cpr while having your muse’s ribs/sternum possibly broken

A grumpy kiss from my muse that might warrant a second or even third kiss to make them 'feel better’

A kiss from my obviously sick muse after complaining for a long time

a 'pick-me-up’ kiss after a particularly rough day

A nervous kiss that might involve a lot of stammering beforehand/flustered reassurances

A spontaneous 'victory’ kiss where my muse randomly kisses your muse in a crowd of people

An interrupted kiss by none other than my muse’s pet

A random number generator can be found here.  Some of these are nsfw.  Numbers go from 1-50.