~ Sparrow ~

Look out Blurr, you’re gonna get crushed again

I reread the Christmas special and I would like to mention how calm meg is here. He’s use to this, they have 100% done this before because there’s no way in hell he would have let someone who wasnt mag (or what he thought was mag) do this without punching them or something

You just gonna stand there Optimus? This isn’t the time to be thinking about what to make for dinner sir

Starscream in cos eats a hamburger, gambles and meets the gloink queen

“Big dirty hoe”????? OKAY???

Tfp Optimus and Megs ending up in a secluded spot whilst fighting before they both just kinda pass out from exhaustion and Optimus wakes up first to have Meg’s fat ass sleeping on him like an oversized cat

Megatron, do you know how to hold people normally?

Good sir, why are you holding your boyfriend like a cat?

Man what is this expression even suppose to convey? A sneeze?

https://archiveofourown.org/works/80359996

Man I don’t even wanna know how I messed this up

“You’ll never stop me” proceeds to do whatever the hell that was

They’re fine concepts but they all just happen to suddenly it doesn’t really hold any weight. Also what’s up with the two random bots that look like Rung???

Ilysm please don’t die