i come bearing cringe

It's honestly baffling that Bob having a shaggy haircut and odd things to say translated to people infantilizing him like no… that's not your baby boy that's a recovering meth addict with severe mental health issues and a prison record NOT your baby and look man im all for submissive men BELIEVE ME but the stuttering in every word and borderline ageplay behaviors is completly out of left field but thats fandom ig😭 anyways I love my man

"i would find you in any universe" but it's very clearly intended as a threat

(stroking your cheek) i would find and kill you in any lifetime

i would hunt you down in every possible timeline

this is griddlehark

Anyone know when Bob's birthday is?? currently writing a fic and I wanna be as accurate as possible but tbh I might have to improvise what his sign is 😭

he has no canonical bday so you can just make one up. imo he gives Cancer vibes.