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person: how are you

me: waiting for death but not seeking it out so i could be worse

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ruinsmami

2018 is almost over and all I gotta say is what the fuck was that

amargedom

“I’ve survived a lot of things, and I’ll probably survive this.”

— J.D. Salinger (via naturaekos)

polarizeglow

only americans know the true pain of hearing this

ankle-beez

Imagine kid you watching your favorite kids’ network. It goes to commercial. Every single time it cuts to commercial this whole thing plays in its entirety. You’ve seen it so much you know every word, every piece of music, all the words and the exact entonation in which they say it

That’s hell. Having the Shirley temple little darling dvd collection commercial permanently ingrained in your brain.

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it has been many years since i have seen this commercial, and i can recite it word for word. op, what have you done

thatisrad

You don’t have to fake orgasm to help your partner’s ego. The guy I lost my virginity to wrote a play about the experience, and the character based on me gave a monologue about how she regretted sleeping with him because no one else would ever be that good. So, yeah. Just tell him you didn’t cum.

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Street Artist Transforms Ordinary Public Places Into Funny Installations

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Nine day old Teddy Guinea Pig, wheeking up a storm. 😀 Turn up your volume for this little guy. He would hate for,you to miss his tuneful wheek. Lol.

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Hey no offense but

I would DIE for him

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wildlifewednesdays

A porcupine’s Halloween present (+ original sound effects)

docwithtardisfez

I had no idea giant porcupines made fucking precious sounds

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nightonblogmountain

THAT’S THE SOUND IT MAKES!?!?!?

UN-BE-FUCKING-LIEVABLE

why-animals-do-the-thing

We got asked if this is cute and okay. I can very happily say yes, this is stupid cute and those are happy porcupine noises.

One of my favorite things about doing zoo work was all the noises you never realize the animals make when they’re excited or interested in a new thing. Coatimundis squeak and snuffle, and giant porcupines make that sound.

typhoidmeri

Omgggg the sounds.

gigi-tastic

Teddy is back on my dash and all is right with the world

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WE ALMOST TO OCTOBRE POST OF PUNKINBEARS

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theshitneyspears

I wanna be as lit as him this weekend

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