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CONTENT ON THIS BLOG IS FOR 18+ MUSES AND MUNS ONLY. no smut will be written with muses or muns that are under eighteen. if i find out you are lying about your age, then you will be hard blocked. don’t follow this blog and not my main. standard rules from my main blog apply here, so please read them before interacting.
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❝ my ideal body weight is yours on mine. ❞ // Silco for Vander akjekagen
dear lord. if he wanted to succeed in catching the barkeep off guard, he certainly accomplished that with flying colours. thank goodness his reflexes kicked in, catching the glass before it slipped through his fingers and shattered.
“oh really? watch what you’re sayin’. i might mistake it as an invitation.” he retorts, leaning forward against the table with a knowing smile. vander knew damn well that’s what silco meant regardless, come on, it was written all over his face. but of course, this was their usual song and dance, toying with one another, seeing how long it they could keep this banter going before they gave up and pounced one another.
“i ain’t exactly light as a feather.” not that he’d ever been, but he hadn’t exactly slimmed down with age, quite the opposite really. but something in those playful eyes told him perhaps that’s just what silco was counting on. “i mean, if that’s how you wanna go out, be my guest. i’ll give you a choice, between your pelvis or maybe, if we’re feelin’ a tad devious… you wouldn’t mind ending up in a neck brace for a while, yeah?”
more cringy dirty & flirty pick-up lines sentence starters, accepting!
MORE CRINGY DIRTY & FLIRTY PICK-UP LINES SENTENCE STARTERS !
this is extremely self-indulgent, don't mind me lmfao. feel free to use these for whatever you want and change any details that need to be.
❝ you're so hot, my zipper is falling for you. ❞ ❝ i love my bed, but i'd rather be in yours. ❞ ❝ nice outfit. it'd look even better if it were on my bedroom floor. ❞ ❝ roses are red, violets are fine. you be the six, and i'll be the nine. ❞ ❝ do you have any room for an extra tongue in your mouth? ❞ ❝ if you're feeling down, i can feel you up. ❞ ❝ my ideal body weight is yours on mine. ❞ ❝ your belt looks really tight. can i loosen it for you? ❞ ❝ there are 206 bones in your body. think you can handle another one? ❞ ❝ let's play carpenter so i can nail you. ❞ ❝ i'd tell you a joke about my dick, but ... it's too long. ❞ ❝ hey, i might be wasted, but the condom in my pocket doesn't have to be. ❞ ❝ i may not go down in history, but i'll go down on you. ❞ ❝ you must be a chicken farmer because you know exactly how to raise my cock. ❞ ❝ sorry, what's your name again? i want to get it right when i shout it later. ❞ ❝ you must be an elevator because i want to go up and down on you all day. ❞ ❝ i'd love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips. and the ones on your face. ❞ ❝ if you were a toe, i'd bang you on every wall, table, and chair in this bar. ❞ ❝ sit on my lap, and let's talk about the first thing that pops up. ❞ ❝ do you work for UPS? 'cause you've got a fantastic package. ❞ ❝ want to play a game? i'll be the squirrel, you be the tree, and i'll bust a nut in your hole. ❞ ❝ your legs are like an oreo cookie. i wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle. ❞ ❝ i bet i can touch your belly button ... from the inside. ❞ ❝ how do you feel about doing some math in the bedroom? all you need to do is add me, subtract your clothes, divide your legs, and we can multiply. ❞ ❝ remember my name, because you'll be screaming it later. ❞ ❝ my doctor told me i have a vitamin d deficiency. wanna go back to my place and save me? ❞ ❝ if i flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head? ❞ ❝ my dick's been feeling a little dead lately. wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth? ❞ ❝ i'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight. ❞ ❝ is your name medusa? because the moment you look at me, i get rock hard. ❞ ❝ can you tell me what time your legs open, please? ❞ ❝ are you a rubix cube? because the more i play with you the harder you get. ❞ ❝ you look too god for a pickup line, so let's cut to the chase — wanna fuck? ❞
𝐃𝐈𝐑𝐓𝐘 𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐒 𝐑𝐏 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒
A collection of texts that could be considered dirty or nsfw. Able to be edited accordingly but please do not add or take away prompts.
「 📱」 — ❝ I’m craving you ❞
「 📱」 — ❝ send something , I want to see you ❞
「 📱」 — ❝ I had a dream about you ❞
「 📱」 — ❝ I could use some pussy ❞
「 📱」 — ❝ I could use some dick ❞
「 📱」 — ❝ you up ? ❞
「 📱」 — ❝ can you ride my face ? ❞
「 📱」 — ❝ spit or swallow ? ❞
「 📱」 — ❝ that’s daddy’s girl ❞
「 📱」 — ❝ I’m gonna fuck your brains out ❞
「 📱」 — ❝ you’re the best I’ve had ❞
「 📱」 — ❝ I can’t stop thinking of you / your body ❞
「 📱」 — ❝ come touch me ❞
「 📱」 — ❝ I want you to wear nothing but my shirt / hoodie while I fuck you ❞
「 📱」 — ❝ I’m so wet/ hard right now ❞
「 📱」 — ❝ you should be inside me right now ❞
「 📱」 — ❝ I want you moaning in my ear ❞
「 📱」 — ❝ this pussy is yours ❞
「 📱」 — ❝ you make me so horny ❞
「 📱」 — ❝ I need you so bad ❞
「 📱」 — ❝ we can make our own videos ❞
「 𝐁𝐔𝐁𝐁𝐋𝐄𝐒 」 — to send the receiver a nude with bubbles covering the explicit parts.
「 𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌𝐘」 — to send the receiver a nude in a steamy mirror, blocking a clear visual of the body
「 𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐄 」 — to send the receiver a nude
「 𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐄 」 — to send the receiver a nude with lingerie on
「 𝐅𝐈𝐋𝐌 」 — to send the receiver a video of the sender masturbating
「 𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐋 」 — to call the receiver to initiate phone sex
「 𝐀𝐂𝐂𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓 」 — to accidentally send the receiver a nude
@sinwrittcn | continued from x.
The sheriff stopped by the Trip Trap to ask some questions on a case, nothing unusual, but he was clearly frustrated. One drink turned into two, turned into three, until he and Gren were knocking them back together. Gren was always game to do a drink off with the big bad wolf; it usually ended with them buzzed off their asses, but that was part of the fun. Today, however, there was a shift.
Gren may be a bit fucking pent up, and he may secretly, deeeeep down, have a bit of an attraction to Bigby. An attraction that always bubbled to the surface in moments like this. Sudden urges taking over any logic in his brain; it wasn't the first time, but it wasn't like this was a frequent occurrence between them, either. Still didn't stop Gren from stumbling off his stool and grabbing onto Bigby from the side to grind against him a little.
"Want me to stop?" Gren asked in a low voice, eyes shifting from Bigby's face down between his legs. "Your little wolf sure doesn't seem like it wants me to." Despite the teasing, he did pull back (even if his own growing arousal ached when the friction stopped). "You wanna go outside? Fine, let's fuck in the alley, then. Tick tock, sheriff..." He started walking backwards away from Bigby, heading towards the door.
Holly had seen a lot worse from Grendel in the past, but probably best not to piss her off tonight. (She was already in a mood from having to answer the sheriff's questions.)
standing from his own stool, taking a moment to make sure he doesn’t tumble flat onto his face, bigby slaps a couple of wrinkled bills on the bar’s counter. one half, for the drinks they’d already guzzled, and the other… well, a generous tip just in case holly ended up being able to hear what was about to transpire outside. a ‘sorry’ in advance, if you will.
“alright alright, i’m coming…” the sheriff mutters more to himself than anyone else, trudging through the establishment and following gren through the trip trap’s main doors. he had every opportunity to not even bother, to leave the other high, dry and pent up, perhaps as some revenge for whatever he did during a previous encounter that still angered him to some degree. but, no— he’d be doing the exact same thing to himself. bigby knew damn well he couldn’t continue working in this state, not whilst he was riding an alcoholic high, and definitely not whilst his pants were still achingly tight below the belt.
the moment they were away from prying eyes however, wrapped in the darkness of that alley, only then does the sheriff switch up almost entirely. wether or not the confidence from those drinks was finally hitting or not, bigby shoves grendel against the brick wall with a low, vibrating growl in his throat. “well, you got me, now what. hope you’re ready to commit. you got me all strung up…” leaning inwards from above, nostrils flare, intaking the other’s scent, only making his crotch ache more. “work’s been a bitch lately, and i’ve got a lot of stress to relieve. y’sure you want that?”
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[grind.] sender ruts against receiver through their clothing. // Gren for Bigby wink wonk (plasticsinned)
how had they ended up here? fuck, bigby couldn’t remember. holly’s bar was a hot spot for information, and his current case had him both physically and mentally out of sorts. he can’t quite tell if he walked through those doors looking to interrogate the customers, or become one himself and surrender to an ice cold drink.
unfortunately, it was the latter. just a little something to take the edge off, that’s what bigby told himself. now, he was in too deep, feeling that familiar warm buzz flooding his bloodstream. but some of that wasn’t coming from the alcohol, nope, it was coming from the growing arousal in his pants, all thanks to a certain drinking buddy of his who had gotten too confident.
“damn it gren, lay off, i’m still on the clock—“ the big bad wolf groans out under his breath, huffing in annoyance, yet there wasn’t any real bite behind his bark. he remains seated on the bar stool, trying to maintain any semblance of dignity, but it was fading fast. who was he kidding, he was in no condition to continue working after downing damn near an entire bottle. now here he was, close to panting just like the damn dog he knew he was. “at least wait till we’re outside. fuck, do you want holly watching this—?”
random prompts: intimacy edition, accepting!
@sinwrittcn said: ”something tells me this is doin’ more for you than i realised…” okay hear me out, vander just casually walking around shirtless cause of laundry day or some other shit. does he know what he’s doing? perhaps ;)
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"What ever makes you say that, hmm?" Silco let out a breathy chuckle as eyes raked over his partner's bare chest and stomach. To say he was completely and utterly enamored with Vander's body would be an understatement, but no matter how many years went by, that feeling never waned.
He slinked closer to the larger man, hands wasting no time in planting on his stomach, fingers spreading apart as he rubbed slowly over the skin and hair. "How am I supposed to control myself whenever you walk around so temptingly?"
was this planned? well, to some degree. vander has planned to stroll directly into silco's line of sight with his upper body completely bare, just to see what kind of reaction it would elicit. but one look into the other's mismatched eyes, seeing that hungry gaze staring back at him. okay, was it suddenly hot in here, or was it just him?
"come on now, i'm nothing special. it's the same blob of muscle and fat you wake up to every morning." just like that, when the distance was closed, the bartender's face starts reddening, a flustered laugh instinctually escaping him. they'd been together for years now, yet the fire that burned between the pair hadn't yet dwindled, and it showed no signs of dying either.
after a few seconds, vander's arms lower, instinctually planting upon the smaller man's hips comfortably, relishing in the bare minimum contact they made. "you're lucky the place's already closed for the day. who's to say you've gotta maintain that self control you're preaching about? ever think about that? maybe... i dunno, i did this on purpose?"
heya, long time no fuck post. is it sunday yet? no, not even close. but am i going to share this headcanon regardless because it’s holding my head in a vice grip between its muscular arms? also yes.
allen was created in a breeding facility after the viltrumites almost wiped out his entire civilisation, this is basic knowledge, we learn this in the last episode of season one. he was pretty much made to be the idealistic male, in terms of physique that is, with how strength and regenerative abilities being cracked as hell.
but i think because he was also made with reproduction in mind, that he’s got some funny business going on downstairs. in short; i think allen would have both the equivalent of male and female unopan genitalia. however, allen has no idea about it, and would likely need someone to point it out to him for the realisation to sink in. his dick is a lot, and i mean a LOT more prominent than what would be considered his vagina. it’s so small, underdeveloped and hidden by comparison.
y'ever gotta bonk a muse with the horny hammer because they're being so loud and annoying, it's making working on other things damn near impossible?
him. he's being SO STUPIDLY ANNOYING....
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y'wanna know what the muses are currently being annoying about?
phone sex. they want it, and they want it BAD.
RANDOM PROMPTS : INTIMACY EDITION. this is a compilation of prompts centered around the topic of sex and intimacy. do not steal and redistribute as your own.
nsfw content. please proceed with caution.
God, you look so good like this.
Do you see what you do to me?
I've been wanting to do this for so long.
Please... Don't stop.
I love the taste of you.
Don't make me beg.
Look at you, taking me like a good girl/boy.
Are you going to be good for me?
Use me. I'm all yours.
Just so you're aware, I'm not wearing any underwear right now.
Do you know how hard it is for me not to just bend you over and fuck you right now?
You've been teasing me all night... Don't act shy now.
Look at me. I want to see your face while you come.
That's it... You're doing so well baby...
I haven't been able to stop thinking about you.
Lay back. Let me take care of you.
How many times do you think I can make you come?
Take all of me... I know you can do it.
I'm so wet/hard right now.
Look at you, all hot and bothered when I haven't even touched you yet.
You're cute when you beg.
Fuck... I'm so close.
Come for me.
You come when I say you can, okay?
Show me what that pretty mouth can do.
I wanna see you on your knees.
Let me come... Please let me come.
Your mouth feels so fucking good wrapped around me like that.
I want you to come around my fingers.
Fuck, you're so tight.
additional action - based prompts.
pin: for our muses to have sex up against a wall / door / window.
mouth: for one muse to initiate oral sex with the other.
impatience: for our muses to have sex in a semi - public area, unwilling to wait until they can find somewhere more private.
shower: for one muse to join the other in the shower.
bath: for one muse to join the other in the bath.
morning after: for our muses to have sleepy, morning sex after spending the night together.
underwear: for one muse to show off their new lingerie to the other.
behind: for one muse to come up behind the other and pull them flush against them.
scratch: for one muse to leave scratch marks on the other mid - sex.
love bite: for one muse to leave marks on the other mid - sex.
edge: for one muse to stop mid - sex, deliberately prolonging the other's orgasm.
hands: for our muses to touch each other intimately under a table.
surface: for one muse to pin the other down on a table / countertop / bed and take them from behind.
choke: for one muse to wrap their hand around the other's neck mid - sex.
baby fever: for one muse to deliberately come inside the other, after agreeing that they want to try for a baby.
soothe: for our muses to comfort each other in the aftermath of having sex together.
clothed: for our muses to have sex while still clothed, simply moving any articles of clothing out of the way from where they need to be.
kiss: for one muse to kiss the other one as they initially slip inside them.
car: for our muses to have sex in the back seat of a car.
comfort: for our muses to hold each other close in the aftermath of finishing together.
t - shirt: for our muses to have sex while one is wearing the other's shirt.
EUPHORIA 2.03 “Ruminations: Big and Little Bullys”
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no I’m literally so fuckable if you ignore the mental illnesses, the homicidal urges, the violence, the tragic past, the pain, the fear, the trauma and the grotesqueness actually
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HEATED RIVALRY | 1.02
"Ilya always did feel good with Hollander. He didn't want to say it was better than it was with anyone else, but it was... different. And not only because Hollander was a man."
