Shinee 12th Anniversary Survey
This year, for Shineeโs 12th anniversary, I ran a survey asking two simple questions: Who is your bias, and whatโs the funniest thing heโs ever said?
Now that Shinee Day 2020 is upon us, Iโll be sharing the results! Quite a few people had both the same bias and same funniest quote, so repeats will only be listed one time, but there will be a note of how many times that quote was submitted. Hope you enjoy this stroll down memory lane!
The fact that he likes chicken a lot more than he likes Yoogeun
(when he got asked what the most attractive feature he has is)ย โโฆ.Butt?โ
(to himself)ย โShinee, Pinee, Shinee, Pineeโฆโ
(when a fan asked him to write her a message that would make her heart race)ย โYou left your wallet here.โ
(about a song he wrote)ย โMom, mom, mom! Is this real?!โ
(sounding genuinely heartbroken)ย โNot enough riceโฆโ
โI look like I sell bread.โ
โSpaghetti is far more attractive than you, Key.โ
When he tried to give a guest on Hello Counselor a prize but he tripped and fell and dropped the prize on her
This isnโt a quote, but six different MVPs submitted something to the effect of โJinki has never intentionally been funny in his lifeโ and/or โHe only tells dad jokesโ which is both hysterical and very true
โYouโre going to get shotโฆโ
โIโll be there in a minute, mom, Iโm busy filming myself!โ
โIs this the reality you wanted?โ (mentioned 4x)
(desperately trying not to laugh)ย โWe in Shinee are a quiet team.โ
โIF YOUโRE OVER 180 CM, STOP WEARING INSOLES.โ
When he insinuated aloe juice feels sexual (ie, like cum). (mentioned 3x)
(when Minho mentioned that the 1of1 models made him feel short)ย โwhat kind of life do you think Iโve been living all these years, Minho?โ (mentioned 4x)
โEven cockroaches have loversโฆ.โ
The time he forgot the wordย โsourโ so he referred to lemons asย โspicyโ for several minutes
The time he accidentally became the posterboy for Listerine for like two weeks
When he asked Minho what his ideal type is, and Minho saidย โa dream girl,โ as in their song, Dream Girl. But then Jonghyun said,ย โYou only date her in your dreamsโฆhow sexual.โ
When he tried to convince people that Minho did not know that fuck is a swear word when Minho said it on a live broadcast (mentioned 2x)
โNothing makes my heart race. Except me. I make my own heart race.โ
(with extreme disdain)ย โYouโre in the clubโฆ?โ (mentioned 2x)
โThe day after we debuted, I knew I was famous.โ
โTaemin-ah, Iโm sorry, but it feels like Iโm filming a porn.โ (mentioned 2x)
โIโm from New York! The upper east side, honey.โ
โMy Gucci burned.โ (mentioned 5x)
โHeโs not tiny, justโฆpetit?โ
โYou want me to dye my hair again? No. HELL NO. Look at the state itโs already inโฆโ
(when asked what heโs been doing all day)ย โWork, honey. Work.โ (mentioned 2x)
โIโm in a band. NCTโฆโ
โI donโt always think I look good. Usually, not always.โ
โEverything you see on TV is a lie.โ
โThat wasnโt good enough to merit interrupting me. If itโs not funny or touching, do not interrupt me.โ
When he reads v-live comments and deliberately ignores any comment that isnโt praise for himself
โI refuse to lose to you, alcohol.โ
(gets bit by a squirrel)ย โAMAZING!โ
The time he was trying to tell Kibum something he wanted to do with him and wrote โnext time letโs drink something other than (scribbled out word) grape juiceโ
His excellent impression of a machine gun on Happy Together
โMy lips are always chapped because theyโre so lonely.โ
โIโve already eaten gum off of my own face for you. Now youโre telling me you want me to fix my hair? Iโve already lost the dignity and honor I had before, it wonโt matter!โ
(after rattling off the birthdays of onjongkey, Taemin looked at him expectantly) โTaemin, when were you born? July something?โ
(reading a fanโs comment on a live broadcast)ย โJinki is too fucking cute.โ
The time he took a picture of Kibum crying over a sad book, and Kibum asked him why he did it, and Minho saidย โso I wouldnโt forget it happened.โ
(when asked to describe taekeyโs outfits)ย โAs always, Key is fashionable. On the other hand, Taemin is wearing what appears to be his motherโs dishcloth.โ
(completely flatly)ย โWhere is god.โ
(when a cordi-noona was trying to fix his clothes)ย โIโm going to tell on you to my momโฆโ
(trying to sayย โpeace be upon youโ in Arabic to Shawols)ย โSalad be upon you.โ
When he was trying to show off to fans how well Key had done in engineering their stage outfits, then ripped the pants Kibum had designed right as he was saying they were durable
(to Key)ย โThose overalls look like you bought them as a little boy and now youโre wearing them as an adult.โ
his hyena laugh (mentioned 3x)
(about an ice cream cake that already had ice cream in it)ย โShould we put it in the oven now?โ (mentioned 3x)
That his ideal way to meet a girlfriend was to have her hit him with his car, get out and check on him, and then they fall in love. (mentioned 3x)
(at age 24)ย โIโve never seen broccoli before. Looks like a tree!โ (mentioned 5x)
โCall me oppa. Taemin oppa. O-P-P-A.โ
โHyung, thisโthis is plagiarism!โ (mentioned 2x)
โCan I go to the mens room like this?โ
The ant eating fiasco (mentioned 2x)
โIโm an innocent boyโฆโ (mentioned 3x)
โDo you think Obama preordered my album?โ
The time a host askedย โis Jonghyun seeing any womenโ and Taemin just started laughing
โKey-hyung, complimenting you is like squeezing water out of a dry spongeโฆโ