Silver

Blogs are for you to scroll down on your own one and marvel at how good it is

No one has ever made money

They aborted the Yellowstone super eruption because of woke

this is true

breaking up couples arguments with a mayan death whistle

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

The Giggler's triply evil uncle, The Jonkler

the difference between yugioh and magic the gathering (as someone who plays neither) is that a yugioh card says like "if you own a Blorbionicus the King of Red Eyes in your pendulum summon zone (but NOT your left pendulum summon zone) you can special summon (NOT ritual or zexal or pendulum summon) sixteen cards named Blorbimini (excluding Maid Blorbimini) to any zone EXCEPT the super double defense zone" and no one can explain this to me but meanwhile a magic the gathering card says "flying. after the end of your turn draw a card" and people are like oh those fools bc the action only goes on the stack after the end of your turn and because of the use of 'your' instead of 'the owner's' and because mercury is in gatorade, technically it only resolves during the opponents third upkeep when explicitly you cant draw cards or else a sniper will shoot you

i hope one day i have a funny interaction with one of those furries who draw things that happened to them so i can see what my five second interaction assigned fursona is