Storm innit

You deny your weapon it's amazing digital purpose

titty-seeking behaviour

i think i'd be checking my phone in the cuck chair to be honest

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis

wanting to vent a bit/being worried about privacy will have you posting like i'm dealing with issues and problems. situations have happened to me. and there are emotions i'm experiencing about this. or not. gotta keep 'em on their toes.

a long distance friend is kind of a dead wife in a way

long distance friends pets feel like celebrities because you can only be parasocial with them

talking like point-and-click game narration to the bugs in my room

you can't get out that way!

that's not very helpful.

maybe the open window will help.

try the open window instead.

one must imagine the tumblr mutual happy