Epitome Of A Survivor

isnt it weird that we cant ride any other animals except horses. like if horses weren’t a thing humans would be fucked cause we couldn’t ride any other animals. like riding animals just wouldn’t really be a thing. we should probably be more grateful to horses

elephants

blocked

camels

extra blocked

donkeys

ultra blocked

that dick

… followed

Only do it if you take the toast out first

I just want someone who’s excited to make out with me and text me all the time.

send me the nudes while this geek eats a flower

I feel like this could be useful in my future

REBLOG THIS. I CANNOT STRESS HOW IMPORTANT THIS GUIDES ARE, BOOST THIS SHIT

If I don’t reblog this one of these things is definitely going to happen to me

I’m gonna reblog for y’all but also for me bc I’m a writer man I need this random info

damn it turned the water into 90s anime water

dogs get reincarnated as ducks

all dogs go to heaven but the best boys come back for their friends

cats literally give no fucks