One day a tooth will hop out of your mouth and start singing, kill it. Be prepared.

that video of pinkpantheress barking at that guy during an interview lives rent free in my head

we’ll always be digitally connected... right?

the gag where Columbo pulls up to high-class celebrities’ multi million dollar mansions in his ancient beat-up falling-apart wreck of a car never ceases to be hilarious to me. he arrives with the intent of annoying the murderer into a confession as his car actively falls apart on their perfectly manicured lawn. half of the time he brings along his slobbering dog. sometimes they find him dangling from a tree or elbows deep in their garden. truly chaos goblin energy to the max