world cold and hard, tiddy soft and warm

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

there’s a war between Sucking and Fucking

imagine if cocks could self-lubricate, like they could secrete ooze

why does my penis keep changing size? does anybody know about this

fascinating development. let me go put this hypothesis to the test #science

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

oh this is my post

pussy corrosive

love BDSM ( buying dumb sht for myself )

Fucking string thing on my shorts came undone so now I just have a really long string swinging between my legs. Like a massive. Peanits.

cock reveal in 12,000 years

11,999 years

11,998 years

so when do i get to be handcuffed to ur bed and played with

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

suckin her cock welding style

Hi. What does this mean?

uncomfortably hunched over in a way that hurts my back, fully clothed, and sweating out of both heat and nervousness that I'm going to fuck it up. and then it sprays all over me

Very well, carry on