Bitch, I'm Fabulous!

Not me taking 30 years to realize I was named after Lestat’s mother 🫣 I read the books in high school. I should have realized then not in a cold medicine and whiskey infused haze.

Surviving on dry shampoo and not leaving my bed until this depressive episode hopefully ends or I do.

If my mom could stop acting like a teenager and ruining my favorite things that would be great.

Apparently I’m being inducted into my college hall of fame with my least favorite team I’ve ever played for.

Going on day 4 of this plague and I’m genuinely starting to wonder when I should go to the hospital or if it’s cheaper to ask my doctor to prescribe a few banana bags and have my mom fly out. Either way I may be dying.

The worst part about being single is getting sick and having to take care of yourself

Being the only one in your family to make it out of your hometown is hard as shit. Let alone the other shit I’ve dealt with in life, but knowing my sister sees me as a failure because I left and don’t want to move home fucking sucks.

Where’s my WillMack/HudCon video where they interview each other? I need this content in my life

THATS HOW THEY END THE SEASON!? Absolutely not. That’s rude.