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𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐈𝐒 𝐅𝐎𝐑* ( 𝐏𝐓. 𝟏 )

Writing / roleplay prompts based on lyrics collected from various songs released by TWICE. ( Part two here & part three here. )

tw: some suggestive content

❝ I don't want to waste you. ❞

❝ I've never seen your man. ❞

❝ Give me a chance. ❞

❝ I know you have a man. ❞

❝ I'm sorry for the guy, but I want that position. ❞

❝ I know he's not a bad guy. ❞

❝ You're too special to be with him. ❞

❝ How do I treat you? ❞

❝ Do you even know how special you are? ❞

❝ I can't explain it to you. ❞

❝ Who's your man, leaving you alone likе this? ❞

❝ I would never leave you alone. ❞

❝ I promise that you'll never find another like me. ❞

❝ I know that I'm a handful. ❞

❝ I never think before I jump. ❞

❝ You're the kind of guy the ladies want. ❞

❝ I never leave well enough alone. ❞

❝ One of these things is not like the others. ❞

❝ No one in this world can make me feel loved the way that you do. ❞

❝ Tell me your problems, I’ll chase them away. ❞

❝ Standing alone when you need someone is the hardest thing of all. ❞

❝ I want you to know that I'm never leaving. ❞

❝ You are my home. ❞

❝ It's pouring rain, we gotta get inside. ❞

❝ Gray times stolе my faith. ❞

❝ I'm forever ruined by you. ❞

❝ Too late, now you're in my blood. ❞

❝ I don't hate the way you keep me up. ❞

❝ Been sitting on your tongue for ages. ❞

❝ I see you when I close my eyes. ❞

❝ People can't leave me alone. ❞

❝ I'm so pretty. ❞

❝ Everyone's having a hard time because of me. ❞

❝ It feels like a red carpet, everyone's staring at me. ❞

❝ I don't feel a thing, but I wanna fall in love. ❞

❝ I’m waiting for someone who can make me feel something I've never felt before. ❞

❝ Did you just say you like me? ❞

❝ Why have you held back for so long? ❞

❝ I’m glad you’ve mustered your courage now. ❞

❝ I want to hear it again. ❞

❝ I waited for those words for so long. ❞

❝ Come here and do it again. ❞

❝ I’m a dream girl. ❞

❝ Why are you like this? ❞

❝ I must be going crazy. ❞

❝ You're not a playboy. ❞

❝ I know you're a softie inside ❞

❝ Only you can make me feel this anxious. ❞

❝ You're the reason my heart's been pounding. ❞

❝ The truth is I just wanna be with you. ❞

❝ I feel like I'm not myself. ❞

❝ Don’t you play with my head. ❞

❝ I feel like my phone is going to explode. ❞

❝ Don't be so pushy, it won't take long. ❞

❝ A girl shouldn't give her heart away so easily. ❞

❝ I like you, too, but I'm scared I'll get hurt. ❞

❝ I'm scared you'll find out how I really feel about you. ❞

❝ It won't take much longer. ❞

❝ Love me like a real man. ❞

❝ I’m so sorry, please come back. ❞

❝ You're still the same. ❞

❝ Have you replaced me with someone else? ❞

❝ Do I no longer have a place in your heart anymore? ❞

❝ You have no idea how much I regret letting you go. ❞

❝ Please come back to me, forgive me. ❞

❝ I must have been blind for hurting you. ❞

❝ I don't think I deserve your love. ❞

❝ That's when I knew I needed you. ❞

❝ You linger around me, pretending to be indifferent. ❞

❝ You’re going to fall for me. ❞

❝ You’ll be staring at me again. ❞

❝ Stop hesitating. ❞

❝ I’ll drive you crazy. ❞

❝ If you provoke me, I'll do as I please. ❞

❝ You came here on purpose to see me. ❞

❝ There are so many eyes watching me. ❞

❝ Everyone wants to have me. ❞

❝ If I say I like you, things get complicated. ❞

❝ What's wrong with being alone? ❞

❝ I want to go anywhere with you. ❞

❝ My mom didn’t seem to notice. ❞

❝ I'm gonna be a star. ❞

❝ From now on, I’ll make you love me. ❞

❝ I’m beautiful no matter what I wear. ❞

❝ I feel like crying, I don't feel like myself. ❞

❝ I'm free to make my own choices. ❞

❝ Why can't I have it my way? ❞

❝ The more I try to push you away, the more I’m drawn to you. ❞

❝ Tеll me that you'd be my baby. ❞

❝ I eat all day and I'm still hungry. ❞

❝ Why does my skin look so dull? ❞

❝ Do you realize what's going on inside me? ❞

❝ Please don't just disappear like this. ❞

❝ Please hurry up a bit. ❞

❝ You keep lingering around. ❞

❝ You take sneak peeks. ❞

❝ You’re probably just another playboy. ❞

❝ I need some assurance. ❞

❝ It won't open up easily. ❞

❝ Say that you’re mine. ❞

𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐈𝐒 𝐅𝐎𝐑* ( 𝐏𝐓. 𝟐 )

Writing / roleplay prompts based on lyrics collected from various songs released by TWICE. ( Part one here & part three here. )

tw: some suggestive content

❝ I want to hear it again and again. ❞

❝ Could you please wait a moment? ❞

❝ Every day, my time with you isn't enough. ❞

❝ Stay with me a little more. ❞

❝ I wanted to say it, but I couldn't. ❞

❝ More than anything else, I wanna show you my heart. ❞

❝ Are you waiting for me? ❞

❝ Do you miss me? ❞

❝ I know you know it. ❞

❝ How can this be happening? ❞

❝ How can you be so perfect? ❞

❝ All day, I think of you. ❞

❝ I just like you, I don't know why. ❞

❝ Maybe that's why I'm more curious about you. ❞

❝ I need to get a grip. ❞

❝ If you look at mе like that, I can't escape. ❞

❝ You’re all that I need. ❞

❝ Everyone will fall for that face. ❞

❝ I don’t know why I’m acting like this these days. ❞

❝ Even if you just look at other girls, I get so angry, I can’t take it ❞

❝ I try not to care. ❞

❝ I keep getting jealous, I shouldn’t be like this. ❞

❝ Why do you keep making me nervous? ❞

❝ All day, I’m watching over you babe. ❞

❝ My heart is about to explode. ❞

❝ When I see you, my breath stops. ❞

❝ I'm telling you that I love you. ❞

❝ When I first saw you, I had no doubt. ❞

❝ I don't know how to play games. ❞

❝ I like you because you're you. ❞

❝ I practiced so much yesterday. ❞

❝ How can even the way you walk be so pretty? ❞

❝ Are you thinking about me? ❞

❝ I'm gonna make you only look at me like that. ❞

❝ Did you call me baby? ❞

❝ I don't wanna wake up from this sweet dream. ❞

❝ You gotta know that you're one in a million. ❞

❝ You are a masterpiece. ❞

❝ You're perfect just the way you are. ❞

❝ He says I'm so pretty. Not trying to brag, though. ❞

❝ There's something I still haven't told you. ❞

❝ Let me stay with you. ❞

❝ I'm completely in love with you. ❞

❝ These days when I wonder what you're doing, and I can't sleep ❞

❝ I'm gonna steal your heart. ❞

❝ This is a first for me. ❞

❝ I've got something important to talk to you about. ❞

❝ The mood's gotten really tense. ❞

❝ I can't lie to your heart. ❞

❝ It's not good to waste my time. ❞

❝ It tastes just like candy. ❞

❝ Sometimes I’m sweet, sometimes I’m a pain. ❞

❝ How've things been recently? ❞

❝ I always want to hear your laugh. ❞

❝ I won't rush unexpected joy. ❞

❝ You’re my best friend. ❞

❝ Wanna be a brand new girl? ❞

❝ I wonder what the world looks like from there ❞

❝ I keep wanting to show myself off. ❞

❝ I wanna be the prettiest. ❞

❝ It takes so much effort to get the perfect look. ❞

❝ Pose for the camera. ❞

❝ There are just so many pretty clothes in the world. ❞

❝ I didn't want it to get awkward, so I pretended to look somewhere else. ❞

❝ I know that you like me. ❞

❝ Will you always stay by my side, just the way we are now? ❞

❝ These days, somehow you look even more attractive. ❞

❝ I’m in love with you. ❞

❝ Am I really doing the right thing? ❞

❝ You might regret it if you miss this chance. ❞

❝ Don’t hesitate anymore. ❞

❝ He might think I’m weird. ❞

❝ I can’t help it, I’ve fallen for him. ❞

❝ I won’t just wait around like a fool. ❞

❝ I fell for you. ❞

❝ I can’t look at him in his eyes. ❞

❝ You are mine. ❞

❝ I don’t want anyone else but you. ❞

❝ I wanna touch you, hold you. ❞

❝ I don’t need anything else but you. ❞

❝ I can’t believe this is real. ❞

❝ Don’t think that I don’t know love. ❞

❝ When will you believe me? ❞

❝ I see the future in your eyes. ❞

❝ I like this feeling. ❞

❝ The moon seems brighter tonight. ❞

❝ How can it get better than this? ❞

❝ Take a good look at me. ❞

❝ You keep saying you miss me. ❞

❝ You say you want to see me, but you won't look at me when I'm in front of you.❞

❝ Do I have to say it out loud? ❞

❝ I'm asking because I'm curious. ❞

❝ If you like me, then why are you acting this way? ❞

❝ Don't make any excuses. ❞

❝ Look at me like that with your lovely eyes. ❞

❝ Why aren’t you listening to me? ❞

❝ I can’t control myself, either. ❞

❝ I’m scared of myself. ❞

❝ I feel weird these days. ❞

❝ Everything you do pulls me and pushes me. ❞

𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐈𝐒 𝐅𝐎𝐑* ( 𝐏𝐓. 𝟑 )

Writing / roleplay prompts based on lyrics collected from various songs released by TWICE. ( Part one here & part two here. )

tw: some suggestive content

❝ I don’t even know my own heart. ❞

❝ Sooner or later, I'll step over the line. ❞

❝ I shouldn't be doing this. ❞

❝ Keep your eyes closed. ❞

❝ Just this once, no rules. ❞

❝ Pretend you don't know. ❞

❝ Surely you can see that you could never make her happy? ❞

❝ Heaven and hell are not far from what you think. ❞

❝ Take me to your paradise. ❞

❝ It's a starry night. ❞

❝ Kiss me in the blue moonlight. ❞

❝ Get me out of here! ❞

❝ Takе me with you. ❞

❝ I keep wanting you. ❞

❝ I want you so bad. ❞

❝ I'm afraid to be alone again. ❞

❝ I can feel it even when I close my eyes. ❞

❝ I've already made up my mind. ❞

❝ I don’t want any drama. ❞

❝ You don't look like yourself. ❞

❝ You are the bright one. ❞

❝ You’re a queen. ❞

❝ You make me feel special. ❞

❝ Focus only on me. ❞

❝ You will always be the one. ❞

❝ You enjoy my attention. ❞

❝ I'm gonna make you scream all night long. ❞

❝ Tell me it will be okay. ❞

❝ I know you've been waiting for me. ❞

❝ Why do you keep studying me? ❞

❝ That's not quite my style. ❞

❝ You think too much, that's your problem. ❞

❝ Being stuck in your head will do no good. ❞

❝ Your eyes are glowing in the dark. ❞

❝ All the stars above got nothing on you, baby. ❞

❝ You know that I'm what you need. ❞

❝ They know a thing like me is once in a lifetime. ❞

❝ You still can't get away from me. ❞

❝ I know it drives you crazy. ❞

❝ You think you're all that? ❞

❝ Don't ever think that you can win. ❞

❝ Don't provoke me anymore. ❞

❝ No one can compare to me. ❞

❝ Why did I become like this? ❞

❝ You got me right where I wanna be. ❞

❝ Are you ready for the ride? ❞

❝ I'll give you flowers 'til the end of time. ❞

❝ Say you wanna take me out tonight. ❞

❝ If you only knew what I could do to you. ❞

❝ Baby boy, can you handle it? ❞

❝ I'd put you on a chain. ❞

❝ Can I dance with you? ❞

❝ Honestly, I've been feeling insecure. ❞

❝ I'm not even mad at you, it's my attitude. ❞

❝ You do what you’re told, and I do what I want. ❞

❝ I'm better than before. ❞

❝ I gave you all of me. ❞

❝ I didn't mean to love you like this. ❞

❝ You always gotta be somewhere, but you won't say where. ❞

❝ You don't know yet that you've already lost. ❞

❝ Your eyes have already given it all away. ❞

❝ I really don't think I am the problem. ❞

❝ Maybe I'm just a hopeless romantic. ❞

❝ I let you fool me once, but I can't let you fool me twice. ❞

❝ You know I'm always by your side. ❞

❝ I got you and that's all that matters. ❞

❝ No one knows me like you do. ❞

❝ I won't take you for granted. ❞

❝ Don't play with a girl like me. ❞

❝ You're in way, way, way too deep. ❞

❝ I came for the music, but I stayed for you. ❞

❝ I can't fix a heart, but I sure know how to fix a drink. ❞

❝ Just you and me, this moment is ours. ❞

❝ There's something in the way that you move. ❞

❝ You know I’m not in my right mind. ❞

❝ You’re addicted to me. ❞

❝ I'll be the one you can't forget. ❞

❝ You deceived me for your own benefit. ❞

❝ I'm the monster you created. ❞

❝ I'm not the same person I used to be. ❞

❝ You're on my mind all of the time. ❞

❝ I can taste you on my tongue. ❞

❝ I don't think that what we have is just a fling. ❞

❝ You won't hurt my feelings, tell me straight to my face. ❞

❝ You can't lie to me. ❞

❝ I'm a mess inside. ❞

❝ Is it a mistake, the way I love you? ❞

❝ I know your eyes, I know your heart. ❞

❝ I know there’s no point trying to change you. ❞

❝ I wanna be in your arms again. ❞

❝ It was a misunderstanding. ❞

❝ Who are you fooling? ❞

❝ You’re always fixated on something. ❞

❝ You should treat me right. ❞

❝ I decide my own worth. ❞

❝ I can’t keep living a lie. ❞

❝ We were lightning from the start ❞

❝ Won't you come and kiss my troubles away? ❞

❝ You can't take your eyes off me, can you? ❞

❝ No reason to be so shy with me. ❞

this body will never be safe from harm.

touch my skin to keep me whole.

if only you'd come back to me.

i don't want to weep for you.

i'm blind and tortured.

i'm there in your arms.

i love you so.

the welts of your scorn, my love, give me more.

it's you i've waited my whole life to see.

it's you i've searched so hard for.

there's the moon, asking to stay.

it's my time coming, i'm not afraid.

i'm not afraid to die.

drink a bit of wine, we both might go tomorrow.

it reminds me of the pain i might leave behind.

so easy to know and forget with this kiss.

i'm not afraid to go, but it's going so slow.

this is our last goodbye.

i hate to feel the love between us die.

it's over.

just hear this and i'll go.

you gave me more to live for.

this is our last embrace.

must i dream and always see your face?

why can't we overcome this wall?

baby, maybe it's just because i didn't know you at all.

please, kiss me.

kiss me out of desire and not consolation.

you know it makes me so angry.

i know that in time, i'll only make you cry.

was the voice unkind in the back of your mind?

maybe you didn't know ___ at all.

i lost myself on a cool, damp night.

i was hypnotized by a strange delight.

it makes me see what i want to see.

when i think more than i want to think, i do things i never should do.

i drink much more than i ought to drink.

it brings me back to you.

i feel unsteady.

listen to me, i cannot see clearly.

where's my love?

why is everything so hazy?

let me sleep tonight on your couch.

i remember the smell of your simple city dress.

oh, that was so real.

we walked around 'til the moon got full.

i never stepped on the cracks 'cause i thought i'd hurt my mother.

i couldn't awake from that nightmare, it sucked me in and pulled me under.

but i'm afraid to love you.

you don't really care for music, do you?

well baby, i've been here before.

love is not a victory march.

there was a time when you let me know what's really going on.

all i've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who outdrew you.

it's not a cry that you hear at night.

maybe i'm too young to keep good love from going wrong.

you're on my mind.

i'm broken down and hungry for your love.

where are you tonight?

you know how much i need it.

i'm too young to hold on.

too old to just break free and run.

sometimes, a man gets carried away.

much too blind to see the damage he's done.

___ has no one.

i'll wait for you, and i'll burn.

will i ever see your sweet return?

will i ever learn?

lover, you should've come over.

it's not too late.

my body turns and yearns for a sleep that won't ever come.

it's never over.

my kingdom for a kiss upon your shoulder.

all my blood for the sweetness of your laughter.

you're the tear that hangs inside my soul forever.

maybe i'm just too young.

this wound is bleeding day and night.

your fantasies are broken in two.

did you really think this bloody road would pave the way for you?

crown my fear your king at the point of a gun.

where is the love in what your prophet has said?

i feel afraid and i call your name.

i hear your words and i know your pain.

i walk the streets to stop my weeping.

you'll never change your ways.

don't fool yourself.

you were heartache from the moment that i met you.

my heart feels so still.

i'm trying to find the will to forget you, somehow.

your love is a rose, pale and dying.

my heart is frozen still.

your love was a joke from the day that we met.

𝔸 ℍ𝕠𝕦𝕤𝕖 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝔾𝕠𝕠𝕕 𝔹𝕠𝕟𝕖𝕤

a collection of lines from the novel A House with Good Bones by T. Kingfisher, use as you wish, adjust as needed

Did you know you’ve got yard vultures?

Do you know how long you’re staying?

I’m so glad to see you. I just wish it didn’t have to be here.

You know this is your home too.

Fuuuuck…

It sounds like something out a of a horror movie.

You must never allow your good name to be sullied by other people’s mouths.

Well, obviously the rumors weren’t true.

If I’m going to be miserable, at least I’ll be productively miserable.

You could be so pretty.

Don’t trust that guy. He’s got an alibi. People with alibis are always suspicious.

There should be a lot more of you.

Why aren’t there more of you?

Another childhood trauma vanquished by science.

I used to have nightmares about them.

You were my baby sister and I should have protected you.

I don’t remember it happening.

Thank god you remember it too.

Christ, no wonder you hated her.

If you need money, tell me.

I wouldn’t actually do it. I’m a very peaceful person. Usually.

I don’t like the thought of you having to be here all by yourself.

Oh god, why did I ever give up yoga?

You’re having a dream.

Do you think there will be more when we get back?

I have a gun and I’m not afraid to use it!

Don’t shoot! It’s just me!

Who the hell is just me?

I don’t actually have a gun. I just thought it would scare you.

Good first impressions are so important, don’t you think?

It must be so fascinating. Like a treasure hunt.

You know I never turn down free food.

I'm not actually a warlock, I just dress like one.

I don’t believe in any of that stuff.

I know you think I'm crazy.

I hope I'm crazy. Being crazy would be a lot easier than being right about thus.

It's real. You're not imagining things.

I didn't say she wasn't dead, I said she wasn't gone.

How did you come out so well?

I can feel it all over again. I know somethings going to happen.

If you keep your mouth hanging open like that, I'm going to toss a dead mouse in it.

There may be hope for you yet.

People are complicated.

She's dead! Very dead! Years and years dead!

I don’t even get a hello? After all these years?

Everything was wrong with me, all this time.

You've been sticking your nose in where it doesn't belong, haven't you?

Never stopped to think things might be buried for a reason, did you?

I can't believe you’re using instant mashed potatoes.

Magic. Yes, I suppose you'd call it magic.

You are being unreasonable, and you know it, but you can't admit you're wrong.

I am trying to fix things! Because none of you could ever do it for yourselves!

How dare you talk to me that way!

You can turn right around and go back to where you came from, witch.

Don't look at me. I'm just a witch.

Don't be ridiculous, you don't know him well enough to miss him.

I'll take any explanation you can give me.

Try growing a garden. I think you'd be surprisingly good at it.

They may be entirely gone, or at least mostly dead, but I don't think you should gamble on that.

trigger warning for murder.

❛  i choose something different. i choose the impossible. i choose… rapture.  ❜

❛  now you’ve rattled the monkey cage. here they come.  ❜

❛  what excuse do we have not to sculpt, and sculpt, and sculpt, until the job is done?  ❜

❛  what if now it is not my skill that fails me but my imagination?  ❜

❛  chin up, now. the lord hates a quitter.  ❜

❛  i’m here to show you a new kind of beauty.  ❜

❛  the path of the righteous is not always easy, yes?  ❜

❛  the reward will become clear in time: be patient.  ❜

❛  whichever way you slice it, good men died.  ❜

❛  i thought this would be a better life for us. can you imagine a bigger fool than that?  ❜

❛  if you press that button, you’ll learn what it means to truly be my enemy.  ❜

❛  you ooze in like an assassin and then try to sneak out like a thief.  ❜

❛  there’s two ways to deal with the mystery: uncover it, or eliminate it.  ❜

❛  i come to this place to build the impossible.  ❜

❛  that’ll take you straight to the devil himself. and then all debts will be paid in full.  ❜

❛  so there are no innocents. there are heroes, and there are criminals.  ❜

❛  who says you can’t teach an old hound new tricks?  ❜

❛  i believe in no god, no invisible man in the sky.  ❜

❛  even in the gathering dark, you light a candle.  ❜

❛  i feel… hatred, like i’ve never felt before, in my chest. bitter, burning fury.  ❜

❛  the artist has a duty to seduce the ear and delight the spirit.  ❜

❛  who could hate me so much they’d ruin me like this? what did i do to them?  ❜

❛  if you can’t come in from the cold, then you gotta grow ice over your heart.  ❜

❛  you’re not a moth… you’re an angel. i’ve never painted an angel… maybe i should!  ❜

❛  you give them hope. and for this, i am grateful.  ❜

❛  i don’t need to be judged by you… by anyone… screw you!  ❜

❛  i haven’t chosen a spot for you on the wall yet. let me know if you have a preference.  ❜

❛  if i have to kill one to save the other, so be it.  ❜

❛  thank you for reminding me that the light of the world has not yet been snuffed off.  ❜

❛  it’s about who can become less of a man and more of a monster.  ❜

❛  imagine the will it took to create a place like this.  ❜

❛  is there blood in the streets? of course.  ❜

❛  the great chain moves slowly, but with wisdom.  ❜

❛  as you drag me closer to the abyss, you pull yourself right along with me.  ❜

❛  i offer you a quick death. it will be preferable to what you will learn if you win.  ❜

❛  think about it for a second, and maybe the word will come to you: nostalgia!  ❜

❛  mark my words — your only reward will be a knife in the back.  ❜

❛  my strength is not in steel and fire, but in my intellect and will.  ❜

❛  in the end, all that matters to me — is me. and all that matters to you — is you.  ❜

❛  even in the book of lies, sometimes you find truth.  ❜

❛  a season for all things: a time to live, and a time to die.  ❜

❛  a man chooses. a slave obeys.  ❜

❛  you know what they say… never mix business with friendship.  ❜

❛  kills me to turn my fist to you, but business is business. don’t let it get you down.  ❜

❛  they say to save one life is to save the world entire.  ❜

❛  now there’s nothing left for you but a long cold nothing.  ❜

❛  you know, you should be thanking me! i brought you here! i showed you who you are!  ❜

❛  nobody never told you nothing but lies till i came along!  ❜

❛  i’d turn tail if i were you, kid. ain’t nothin’ here for you but tears.  ❜

❛  to question is to surrender. i will not question.  ❜

❛  they offered you the city… and you refused it. and what did you do instead?  ❜

❛  you saved them. you gave them the one thing that was stolen from them. a chance.  ❜

❛  and what was your reward? you never said. but i think i know… a family.  ❜

❛ a lover ? maybe . something tender , anyway. but tender like a bruise . ❜

❛ my eyes aches with the weight of unshed tears . you are my home , do you not understand ? ❜

❛ your eyes reflect me in a terrible way . ❜

❛ do i seem anxious to you ? do i seem backed into a corner ? ❜

❛ what else can my hands do with the blood ? pray ? ❜

❛ you believe me like a god . i'll betray you like a man . ❜

❛ yes , i did care . very much . i had never been in love before . ❜

❛ i don't think you've ever felt anything that didn't hurt you . ❜

❛ we've found each other , out of everyone in the world . does that hurt , too ? ❜

❛ if i could have done it all again , i would have loved you better . but i could not have loved you more . ❜

❛ in the crooks of your body , i find my religion . ❜

❛ my heart is a fist . it pockets prayer or holds rage . ❜

❛ he wasn't mine and i wasn't his but he was so good at making me feel like we belonged to each other . ❜

❛ show me all the parts of you that you don't love so i know where to begin . ❜

❛ what lived and died between us - haunts me still . ❜

❛ i'm not a violent dog . i don't know why i bite . ❜

❛ i am both the sacrificial lamb and the executioner . ❜

❛ and in the middle of the chaos there was you . ❜

❛ we're parallel . sinking ships . ❜

❝ your world isn’t for people like me. ❞

❝ i will always hate you, i vow it.❞

❝ i’m having a premonition. we’re going to have fun tonight. ❞

❝ dirt. it’s where you came from. it’s what you’ll return to soon enough. ❞

❝ i hate you so much that sometimes when i look at you, i can hardly breathe. ❞

❝ you’re better off being scared. ❞

❝ you’re no killer. ❞

❝ horror of horrors, you might actually have a good time! ❞

❝ there’s always something left to lose. ❞

❝ i am done with being weak. i am done with being good. i think i am going to be something else. ❞

❝ only idiots aren’t scared of things that are scary. ❞

❝ how can anything done in the service of a noble cause be wrong? ❞

❝ get down on your knees. beg. make it pretty. flowery. worthy of me. ❞

❝ i have made myself less. i have made myself small, i have kept my head down. i’m not going to do that anymore. ❞

❝ desire is an odd thing. as soon as it’s sated, it transmutes. if we receive golden thread, we desire the golden needle. ❞

❝ i will never be cruel to you for the sake of delighting in it. ❞

❝ our lives are the only real thing we have, our only coin. we get to buy what we want with them. ❞

❝ you’re a story that hasn’t happened yet. i want to be part of the unfolding of the tale. ❞

❝ poison might be a coward’s weapon, but it’s an effective one. ❞

❝ being born mortal is like being born already dead. ❞

❝ may your hands always be stained with blood. may death be your only companion. ❞

❝ do you love me enough to give me up? ❞

❝ if you hurt me, i wouldn’t cry. i would hurt you back. ❞

❝ half a plan is good enough. ❞

❝ i killed him, and then i buried him. so believe me when i threaten you. ❞

❝ true power isn’t granted. true power can’t be taken away. ❞

❝ i challenge you to a duel. for my honour, which was grievously betrayed. ❞

❝ was it fun to deceive me? did you like the feeling of having something over me? ❞

❝ i’m a mirror! i’m the mirror you don’t want to look at. ❞

❝ i will not stand in front of your happiness. i will not even stand in front of misery that you choose for yourself. ❞ 

❝ love doesn’t grow well, fed on pain. ❞ 

❝ i know you’re keeping secrets. something is making you sick. you’re paler and thinner and your eyes have a weird shine. ❞ 

❝ you fit in better than i do, but i bet it cost you something. ❞ 

❝ as i am now, i am well on my way to becoming one of the wolves. ❞ 

❝ the odd thing about ambition is this: you can acquire it like a fever, but it is not so easy to shed. ❞ 

❝ maybe being a monster was my calling. ❞ 

❝ most of all, i hate you because i think of you. often. it’s disgusting and i can’t stop. ❞ 

❝ go ahead and run. i definitely won’t shoot you in the back. ❞ 

❝ i will act as your shield. i will act as your hand. i will act in accordance with your will. ❞

❝ i can be charming. i charmed you, didn’t i? ❞

❝ i know. don’t bore you by dying. ❞

❝ this is where i grew up. even if i hate it half the time, it’s mine. ❞

❝ you’d do well to decide how much you care for goodness before you go too far. ❞

❝ you’re a dirty liar and i hate it and i hate this. ❞

❝ i turned out to be useful after all. what a terrible surprise. ❞

❝ if you live your life always afraid, always with danger on your heels, it is not so difficult to pretend away more danger. ❞

❝ oh, yes. let me tell you my whole plan. you’ve goaded me right into it. ❞ 

❝ i am what you made me. ❞

❝ i have not always danced to your piping, but you haven’t the stomach to truly cross me. ❞

❝ it turns out i still don’t know how to laugh. ❞

❝ i have lied and i have betrayed and i have triumphed. if only there was someone to congratulate me. ❞

❝ come back when returning feels like a hard choice instead of an easy one. ❞

❝ i may be the useless shield you put in front of you, but don’t expect me to start being useful. ❞

that’s part of our whole mission statement: “don’t get killed.”

you’re supposed to stop me when i do that.

there are two things that i don’t believe in: coincidence and leprechauns.

i told him that i loved him, i kissed him, and i killed him.

okay, i was hoping to not get that cynical ‘til i was at least forty.

couldn’t sleep, huh?

what, you just tripped and fell on his lips?

you’d just love an excuse to hurt him, wouldn’t you?

i told her it didn’t mean anything, i was thinking of her the whole time, but she didn’t care.

she only did it to hurt me.

god, i’m so unhappy!

you’re not friends. you’ll never be friends. you’ll be in love 'til it kills you both.

i may be love’s bitch, but at least i’m man enough to admit it.

we kissed. it was a mistake, but i know that was positively the last time we were ever gonna kiss.

alright, i get it! you’re evil! do we have to chat about it all day?

i’m weak. i’ve never been anything else.

if you die right now, then all that you ever were was a monster.

do you think this is simple?

you could never understand what i’ve done!

am i a thing worth saving, huh?

i love you so much, and i tried to make you go away.

i wish that i wished you dead. i don’t.

look, i’m getting sick of the judgement.

everyone expects me to mess up again.

i’m a rebel! i’m having a rebellion!

i’m all right. i think i’m better than you right now.

[name], you know there’s still things i’m trying to figure out.

one of these days, you’re gonna get yourself hurt.

that was real manly, how you shrieked and all.

i happen to be an integral part of that group. i happen to have a lot to offer.

did i mention that i’m having a very strange night?

are you not used to being given orders?

this is the last time we’re gonna have this conversation, and we’re not even having it now, you understand me?

thanks, sugar daddy.

this is verging on naughty touching here, don’t wanna fall back on bad habits.

we could be quite a team, if you came around to my way of thinking.

what do you say? wanna be bad?

this just can’t get more disturbing.

you’re really starting to freak me out!

i think i’m kinda gay.

you know how some people hate to say i told you so? not me. i told you so.

i don’t think about you much at all.

you think i just want attention?

believe it or not, [name], i understand about the pain.

you know, it didn’t have to be this way, but you made your choice.

you’re just a big, selfish, worthless waste.

i can’t let you stay because of me.

i kind of love you.

i feel the need for more sugar than the human body can handle.

one of us is very confused, and i honestly don’t know which.

look, i know you find me attractive. i’ve seen you looking at my breasts.

i’m going to give you all a nice, fun, normal evening, if i have to kill every single person on the face of the earth to do it.

panic is a thing people can share in times of crisis.

when i think that something could happen to you, it feels bad inside, like i might vomit.

i’m sorry i give you barfy feelings.

that humanity thing’s still a work in progress, isn’t it?

make sure to include the pairing(s) you are wanting these questions to be answered for . these should work for poly ships as well as monogamous . feel free to edit these as you see fit .

💕 How did they both realize “oh wait, this is actually love”?

🌹 Who fell harder & who fell first?

🫂 What’s their favorite way to hold each other when words aren’t enough?

🔥 What’s the pettiest thing they’ve ever argued about?

💋 Who says “I love you” first & how?

🌙 Who’s the little spoon & who pretends they hate it but secretly loves it?

💍 Would they ever get married? What would the proposal look like?

🧸 Who still has the very first gift the other ever gave them?

😈 Who is more likely to start chaos “for the vine” & who films it?

🎶 What’s their song - the one that makes them both tear up / grin like idiots?

☕ Who’s the morning person & how do they lure the night owl out of bed?

🛡️ Who jumps in front of danger for the other without thinking?

😳 What’s the most embarrassing thing they’ve walked in on the other doing?

💔 What’s the one fight that almost ended them?

🩹 How do they comfort each other after nightmares?

👀 Who gets jealous more easily & how obvious are they about it?

🍳 Who cooks & who sets off the smoke alarm trying to help?

🧳 If they had to run away together tomorrow, where would they go?

😏 Who is bolder in public (hand-holding, kisses, etc.)?

🌧️ Who steals whose hoodies when it rains?

🎂 How do they celebrate each other’s birthdays?

🖤 What’s the darkest “we’ll never tell anyone” thing they’ve done together?

💌 Who leaves little love notes & where do they hide them?

🛌 Who hogs the blanket & who ends up freezing dramatically?

😴 Who falls asleep first & who watches them with heart-eyes?

🚪 Who’s more likely to say “we’re not leaving this room today”?

🌸 What nickname do they have for each other that would mortify them if others heard?

🎤 Who sings in the shower & who secretly records it for blackmail?

💞 How do they act when one of them is sick?

🩸 Who would literally kill for the other & who would help hide the body?

🌅 Do they go on sunrise / stargazing dates? Which one do they love more?

😤 Who apologizes first after a fight, even if they weren’t wrong?

🧩 What tiny habit of the other do they find unbearably adorable?

🎪 Who plans elaborate surprise dates & who just wants to stay in?

👑 In their relationship, who’s the king / queen & who’s the knight / advisor?

🌪️ What’s the most chaotic thing they’ve done together on pure impulse?

💤 Who has the weirdest sleep-talking lines that the other quotes constantly?

🧡 What color reminds each of them of the other?

🕰️ If they could go back in time, what moment would they relive together?

😶 Who’s terrified of saying “meet my parents” & why?

🍷 Who gets tipsy first & starts spilling embarrassing love confessions?

🌿 Do they want kids/pets/plants together? What do they name them?

🪞 Who takes longer getting ready & who hypes the other up in the mirror?

💥 What’s the biggest risk one of them took for the other that the partner didn’t find out about until much later?

🧣 Who steals the other’s scarf / gloves “on accident” every winter?

🌌 What’s their “we made it through hell” memory they’ll tell their grandkids?

😘 Who kisses the other first thing in the morning, morning breath & all?

🩰 Slow dancing in the kitchen at 3 a.m. - who starts it?

⚓ If one of them had to leave forever, what would they leave behind for the other?

(quiet storms, heavy hearts, and reaching out even when the hands shake)

𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐈𝐓 𝐖𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐒 𝐓𝐎𝐎 𝐌𝐔𝐂𝐇

“I didn’t want to be alone today… can I stay here awhile?”

“I don’t know what’s wrong, I just feel heavy.”

“Please don’t ask if I’m okay. I won’t be able to lie convincingly.”

“Everything feels too loud. Can we just sit in silence?”

“I’m trying, I really am… but today is hard.”

“Can you just hold me? I don’t need answers, just… quiet.”

𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐏 𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐑 𝐋𝐄𝐓 𝐌𝐄 𝐁𝐄

“I don’t need fixing. Just don’t leave.”

“Tell me something good. Anything. Just distract me.”

“I don’t want advice… I just want you to listen.”

“Please don’t treat me like I’m fragile.”

“I know you’re worried. I just don’t know how to explain what’s happening.”

“Can you walk with me? I don’t trust myself to be alone right now.”

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐃𝐎𝐍’𝐓 𝐄𝐍𝐃

“I haven’t slept. Every time I close my eyes, it gets worse.”

“It’s 3AM and I’m still awake… talk to me?”

“I hate nights like this. Everything hurts more.”

“I didn’t mean to call this late, I just… needed a voice I trust.”

“Can we stay up together? Just until my mind settles.”

“I keep overthinking. Say something—anything—before I spiral.”

𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍, 𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐂 & 𝐏𝐄𝐀𝐂𝐄

“I can’t breathe. Stay with me—please.”

“Don’t touch me yet. Just talk to me until it passes.”

“I didn’t know who else to call. I’m scared.”

“Sit with me on the floor… it helps.”

“Can you count with me? I just need to focus on something real.”

“Hold my hand. Tell me I’m still here.”

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐈𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐔𝐋𝐓 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒

“I think something’s wrong with me.”

“I don’t want to burden you, but I can’t keep pretending.”

“I’ve been hiding this for a long time.”

“I’m not okay, but I want to be. I just don’t know how.”

“I need help… but I don’t know where to start.”

“You said you’d stay. Did you mean it?”

𝐇𝐎𝐏𝐄, 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 & 𝐇𝐔𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐓𝐘

“Today was better. Not perfect, just… better.”

“Thank you. For not giving up on me.”

“I’m trying new things. I just wanted you to know.”

“I think I laughed today. Really laughed.”

“You make it easier. I don’t understand how, but you do.”

“Stay close. I’m learning how to breathe again.”

sender to receiver:

[ HOOK ] sender hooking a finger beneath receiver's jaw

[ PINCH ] sender holding receiver's chin between their thumb and forefinger

[ LOOK ] sender holding receiver's jaw and turning their head to look at them

[ PICK ] sender telling receiver to "hold still" while they remove something from their hair

[ GRAZE ] sender brushes their fingertip back and forth along receiver's jaw while they listen to receiver talk

[ DIRECT ] sender seeing that receiver is going the wrong way, takes hold of their shoulders from behind and turns them the right direction

[ BACK ] sender grabs receiver's wrist and tugs them closer when receiver tries to walk away.

[ TOY ] sender fidgets with something receiver is wearing while receiver talks to them

[ STROKE ] sender absentmindedly plays with receiver's hair while they're focused on another task

[ DEPART ] sender is saying goodbye and kisses receiver's forehead

[ DRESS ] sender without prompting helps receiver put on a jacket

[ UNDRESS ] sender helps receiver remove an article of clothing or jewelry

[ REFILL ] sender refills receiver's drink before they can ask or do it themselves

[ FIX ] sender cleans something off of receiver's face

[ RUB ] sender places their hand around the back of receiver's neck, rubbing their thumb just under their ear

[ PULL ] sender sits next to receiver and places their arm around their shoulders, gently pulling them into their side

[ BECKON ] sender sees receiver and lifts their arm up so they can come hug/cuddle them

[ GLIDE ] sender is gently rubbing/scratching receivers back and rubs their knuckle down their spine to the small of their back

[ CHEER ] seeing that receiver is scowling, sender rubs their thumb over the furrow between receiver's brows

[ TUCK ] sender finds receiver asleep somewhere and puts a blanket or their own coat over them

[ TRACE ] sender brushes their fingers along receiver's forehead, temple and cheekbone

[ BRUSH ] sender brushes their hand up and down receiver's arm as they walk past them

[ KEEP ] sender holds receiver's arm just above the elbow while they're talking or to get their attention

[ LEAN ] sender looks over receiver's shoulder who is sitting, placing a hand on their desk while receiver shows them something

[ NUDGE ] sender grabs the chair receiver is sitting in and pulls it closer

[ LISTEN ] sender is listening to receiver talk and picks up an object that belongs to receiver to fidget with

[ SEARCH ] sender searches out receiver's gaze in a crowded room either for approval or to check if they're okay

[ SMOOTH ] sender smooths their thumb over receiver's eyebrow

[ SLIP ] sender places their hand in receiver's back pocket while they walk together

receiver to sender:

[ HOOKING ] receiver hooking a finger beneath sender's jaw

[ PINCHING ] receiver holding sender's chin between their thumb and forefinger

[ LOOKING ] receiver holding sender's jaw and turning their head to look at them

[ PICKING ] receiver telling sender to "hold still" while they remove something from their hair

[ GRAZING ] receiver brushes their fingertip back and forth along sender's jaw while they listen to sender talk

[ DIRECTING ] receiver seeing that sender is going the wrong way, takes hold of their shoulders from behind and turns them the right direction

[ BACKING ] receiver grabs sender's wrist and tugs them closer when sender tries to walk away.

[ TOYING ] receiver fidgets with something sender is wearing while sender talks to them

[ STROKING ] receiver absentmindedly plays with sender's hair while they're focused on another task

[ DEPARTING ] receiver is saying goodbye and kisses sender's forehead

[ DRESSING ] receiver without prompting helps sender put on a jacket

[ UNDRESSING ] receiver helps sender remove an article of clothing or jewelry

[ REFILLING ] receiver refills sender's drink before they can ask or do it themselves

[ FIXING ] receiver cleans something off of senders face

[ RUBBING ] receiver places their hand around the back of receiver's neck, rubbing their thumb just under their ear

[ PULLING ] receiver sits next to sender and places their arm around their shoulders, gently pulling them into their side

[ BECKONING ] receiver sees sender and lifts their arm up so they can come hug/cuddle them

[ GLIDING ] receiver is gently rubbing/scratching sender's back and rubs their knuckle down their spine to the small of their back

[ CHEERING ] seeing that sender is scowling, receiver rubs their thumb over the furrow between sender's brows

[ TUCKING ] receiver finds sender asleep somewhere and puts a blanket or their own coat over them

[ TRACING ] receiver brushes their fingers along sender's forehead, temple and cheekbone

[ BRUSHING ] receiver brushes their hand up and down sender's arm as they walk past them

[ KEEPING ] receiver holds sender's arm just above the elbow while they're talking or to get their attention

[ LEANING ] receiver looks over sender's shoulder who is sitting, placing a hand on their desk while sender shows them something

[ NUDGING ] receiver grabs the chair sender is sitting in and pulls it closer

[ LISTENING ] receiver is listening to sender talk and picks up an object that belongs to sender to fidget with

[ SEARCHING ] receiver seeks out sender's gaze in a crowded room either for approval or to check that they're okay

[ SMOOTHING ] receiver smooths their thumb over sender's eyebrow

what did you think after our first kiss?

what did i do to deserve you?

what are you craving right now?

i can't stop thinking about you.

you can't do that and expect me not to kiss you!

i never believed in true love until i met you.

sometimes i can't get enough of you.

my days get brighter when i think of you.

don't get mad if i fall asleep on you.

will you be mine?

you make my head spin and my knees shake.

i like it when we hold hands.

i want to grow old with you.

how do i look in your shirt?

that was really adorable.

let's skip the small talk and go straight to flirting.

i've been thinking about you all morning.

what did you think of our first date?

i could stare into your eyes forever.

come here. let me hold you for a while.

sorry, i got lost in your eyes. can you say that again?

i love your laugh.

i had a dream about you last night.

i want to spend the rest of my life by your side.

are you in the mood to have some fun?

how much skin is too much skin to show on our date tonight?

can i take you on a date?

do that again. that was really cute.

was it good for you?

you're really hot. just thought you should know.

how can you resist this face?

want to be my little spoon?

nobody understands me like you do.

i'm trying to flirt with you, but clearly it's not working.

you're so cute.

you don't know what you do to me.

i don't know what i'd do without you.

when can i see you again?

my bed smells like you.

i hope you feel the same way.

how about we take this to the bedroom?

you drive me crazy.

are you wearing my shirt? it looks good on you.

let me give you a nice, long massage.

you mean a lot to me.

you're pretty irresistable.

have you been flirting this whole time?

i thought about your smile today.

why don't you come sit with me? there's plenty of room.

it's okay if you fall asleep on me.

stay close to me.

you make everything brighter.

it's you. it's only ever going to be you.

you're cute when you blush.

i don't want to share you with anyone.

i wish i could wake up next to you every morning.

you make it hard to focus.

hey, i'm not the one with the cute smile! you are!

want to try that again?

you are my whole world.

i miss the taste of your kiss.

want to make them jealous?

i was counting down the minutes until i saw you.

you're my favorite type of distraction.

i think i'm addicted to you.

don't worry, i make a great pillow.

you're a great hugger.

you make all my dreams come true.

i can't stop thinking about last night.

i never want to know a world without you.

ever since i met you... i haven't stopped thinking about you.

you're more than enough.

let me get a good look at you.

i love everything about you.

you're a very special person.

you have amazing hands.

i promise you a weekend you'll never forget.

i have something special planned for tonight.

you're cute when you get like that.

oh no. not the puppy dog pout. you know i can't resist that.

first off, mega massive thanks to my lovely and brilliant friend @whatspoilers for the EXCELLENT title!! hi my loves! so this is a list of scenarios in which the receiver has an opportunity to look at the sender in a different light, resulting in... something. a kiss? a punch? a declaration? a confession? i know you guys, i know how spicy your brains are, so spice away! i do want to stress that the outcome of the "feelings" does NOT necessarily need to be a romantic one. it could be anger, it could be a sudden revelation, a betrayal, a heartbreaking plot twist, whatever you want! i insist on making this very clear: if you send this, there is NO expectation of the receiver to make it romantic UNLESS they want to. likewise, if the feelings ARE romantic, it's not force-shipping, this is just the receiver's muse getting a minute to evaluate their relationship with the sender and how they want it to continue! and ofc DO NOT ADD TO OR EDIT THIS LIST!

[ DANCE ]: while the sender and receiver are slow dancing together, their close proximity and the intimacy of the situation causes feelings to rise to the surface.

[ BED ]: while the sender is sleeping beside them, the receiver has a moment to watch them and consider their own feelings, resulting in clarity and a realization.

[ CONSTELLATION ]: as the pair lie down in a field and watch the stars overhead, the receiver turns to watch the sender gazing skywards, leading to them confronting their own feelings.

[ NURSE ]: after a battle gone wrong, the receiver begins to tend to the sender's wounds, fading adrenaline and rising fear causing them to realize their feelings.

[ OBSERVATION ]: when showing the sender something they've been working on, the receiver can't help but address their feelings as the sender gazes in wonder at their work.

[ ENTRANCED ]: while the sender works on something they're passionate about, the receiver has a chance to look at them properly and consider their own feelings for them.

[ DEFENCE ]: when the sender rushes to defend the receiver against a threat of any description, the receiver takes a moment to consider how they feel about the sender.

[ COLLABORATION ]: as they work together on a project, the receiver has a moment in which they contemplate their true feelings regarding the sender.

[ CONFLICT ]: during an argument with the sender, the receiver realizes there's an unspoken depth to their feelings, and takes a second to consider them closer.

[ DEFIANCE ]: after realizing there's a situation which could threaten one of their lives in order to protect a larger group, the receiver and sender have a fierce argument in private, leading to a realization of their real feelings.

[ TRAINING ]: during a sparring session, the sender and receiver end up on the floor, leading one of them to seizing the upper hand and straddling the other. the receiver has an unexpected realization of their feelings regarding their sparring partner in the process.

[ FAMILY ]: watching the sender interacting fondly with others, the receiver (from afar) takes a moment to take a closer look at their relationship.

a selection of uncommon words to base writing prompts on ( and expand our vocabulary while we do! ). these may be an emotion, an action, or simply a state of being. send a number between 1-50 to choose a word to theme a starter/drabble around, or send 🖉 for a random number!

equanimous. calm and in control of emotions.

ineffable. too great or extreme to be expressed in words.

indelible. impossible to erase or forget.

assiduous. hard-working, diligent.

sedulous. working hard and never giving up.

elucidate. to clarify, explain.

reticence. being quiet and not sharing thoughts easily.

indolent. unmotivated or not trying.

altruistic. caring for others without expecting anything in return.

cyclothymic. having mood swings between happy and sad.

reverie. a pleasant daydream or deep thought.

prattle. talking for a long period of time about insignificant things.

ataxia. loss of control of body movements.

prevaricate. to avoid giving a direct answer or deviate from the truth.

ethereal. heavenly, exceptionally delicate or refined.

comely. attractive, beautiful.

evanesce. to slowly disappear or fade away.

accrue. gather or receive over time.

teetotaling. choosing not to drink alcohol.

nincompoop. a foolish or silly person.

ostentation. excessive showiness.

kaffeeklatsch. a casual gathering for coffee and conversation.

cerebration. thinking deeply about something.

hygge. a cozy feeling.

numinous. the powerful, personal feeling of being overwhelmed and inspired.

enigmatic. mysterious, difficult to understand.

perfidious. disloyal, unfaithful.

hemorrhage. loss of a large amount of blood.

competency. the ability to do something well.

introspect. to examine your own thoughts or feelings.

percipient. someone who notices or undestands things.

fervid. very emotional or passionate.

somnolent. sleepy, drowsy.

boor. crude person, one lacking manners or taste.

livsnjutare. one who loves life deeply and lives it to the extreme.

ataraxia. a state of serene calmness, free from emotional disturbance or worry.

gaffe. an unintentional act causing embarrassment.

renitency. resistance to control or authority.

garrulous. talking a lot, especially about things that are not important.

befog. to make someone feel confused.

necrotic. related to dead tissue in the body.

debonair. having a charming or sophisticated manner.

exiguous. very small in amount.

nexus. a link between two or more things.

nadir. the lowest point or worst moment of something.

mendacious. dishonest or untruthful in speech or conduct.

placid. calm and peaceful.

disconsolate. deeply unhappy and without hope.

lacrimation. the act of shedding tears.

Don't worry. l have everything under control.

You did that on purpose. Knock it off.

l have always dreamed of living here.

You know it's not about luck. It's about preparation.

l like us. Don't you like us?

You know l don't like surprises.

l wanted to tell you something.

You're gonna have an engagement ring!

Okay, hold on, we gotta work on your surprise face!

Okay, ask me.

What? Are you scared? That was awful. Try it again.

The good news is, you have time to practice between now and then.

You're gonna be married?

Boom! Ring on finger, signed, sealed, delivered.

I'm just happy that we want the same things.

You know you can propose on Leap day?

I'm going to propose to my partner on leap day.

It's not like I'm rushing anything by doing this, you know..

Earrings don't exactly say commitment!

I'm not gonna die without getting engaged!

l need to buy clothes and find a ring and book a restaurant..

It's bad luck to start a journey on a Friday.

I'll just find somebody to drive me in the morning.

l wanted to surprise you, but it's turned into a complete disaster.

l can't wait to see you.

Well, when will you get here?

Come on, then, let's do it. But only 'cause you're desperate.

You've made that very clear, so l won't inconvenience you.

A simple yes or no will do.

Please tell me that that is the car that is taking us around the corner to the actual taxi.

Can you be careful with that? That was a gift from my partner!

You can't start a journey when you see a black cat.

No, it's not a cat, it's a magpie.

l tell you something, they'll kill each other!

It's only February 27th. l still have two days to get there, so…

lf you must know, I'm going there to propose to my partner.

l actually thought [he/she/they] was going to propose to me the other night, but didn't...

That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!

No, it's a tradition. It's a romantic tradition!

You've got to know that if your partner wanted to propose, [he/she/they] would have done it already. Fact!

Are you crazy? You know nothing about me or [name]!

You're a lonely, bitter cynic.

What are you, the Lucky Charms Leprechaun?

I'm not paying you to talk, I'm not paying for your opinion.

Why don't you propose something to them?

Us? There is no us.

Must be something special, your person.

Wait! l love castles! It's beautiful.

That's just so typical of you.

l can think of a couple of good words for you.

Riddle me this. lf your apartment's on fire, your beautiful apartment, what would you take?

I'm not playing this game with you.

l know exactly what I'd ''grab.'' Not telling you.

So what's the story with this place?

They fell madly in love at first sight, but what could they do?

Oh, my God. You're hitting on me.

You didn't honestly think that was gonna work, did you?

Don't flatter yourself, darling. The story's true, but it sure as shit isn't about you.

You just had to take me up there, didn't you?

We're not long married, and it's still quite a mouthful.

Well, you're not sleeping in that bed with me.

Maybe you're not sleeping in the bed with me.

We'll flip for it, darling. Heads l win, tails you lose.

Shame. You can sleep in the bath.

Fine. Just so long as l don't have to sleep anywhere near you.

Up! Get up! This is my bed. Liars forfeit.

You can see right through the curtain... Hm...

Yum. Did you hear that, darling? Tripe!

This recipe says three medium carrots, and l just think this one is a little large to be classified as medium.

Why don't you stop trying to control everything in the known universe?

But don't worry. It'll all work out.

So this is what you call staging, is it?

The kiss. Always kiss like it's the first time and the last time.

No, we're fine. We did it earlier, kiss. Right?

lf that was a kiss, I'm surprised you're still wed to [him/her/them] at all.

No, no, we're just shy, that's all....

Show a little mercy, would you?

One snore and you're back in the shower.

Everything is working out for us. I'm so excited.

Oh, well, l don't believe in that superstition stuff.

l kind of hate weddings.

Why? Because people are in love? That's so offensive to you?

If you must cheat, then please cheat death, because l couldn't live a day without you.

You know, it's just hot in there.

It's really, really romantic.

You're a beast. And l cannot stand you. But you know what? I'm onto you.

So that thing I'd grab if l had 60 seconds, it's my mother's ring.

Would it make a difference?

Oh, God, l missed you! And it got me thinking. Why aren't we married?

Am l serious? Yeah. Well, I'm down on my knee...

Were you supposed to give me an answer?

l feel like your whole happy ending is gonna be a real test for our friendship.

Really? What, buy an apartment, they throw in a ring?

Could you maybe be nice for just a second?

When my 60 seconds came around, l realized l had everything l ever wanted but nothing l really needed.

l think that what l need is here...

And l came all this way to see if maybe you might think so, too.

l propose we not make plans. l propose we give this thing a chance and let it work out how it works out.

l didn't say no. l didn't say anything. l was getting something.

l wouldn't be holding this ring if it weren't for you.

In all my life, l never thought I'd see you down on one knee.

I'm so relieved. For a minute there, l thought l wasn't gonna have a place to stay tonight.