the three inventions the world needs the most are cure for cat allergy, strap-on you can feel, and cigarette that’s good for you. scientists get on this right now please

i understand the impulse to recommend a wizard of earthsea to people who were into harry potter because of the fact that it's one of the most well known novels to use the concept of a school for wizards, but still, that alone feels like a very shallow similarity to me and really not enough to draw a comparison, if only because earthsea is a magical world with an incredibly solid worldbuilding that also has a magical school in it, while harry potter in it's essence IS the magical school and everything else that exists in that magical world is made to prop that up (which is why jkr so clearly struggles to write anything that's outside of hogwarts, as the fantastic beasts movies proved to everyone)

just once i want her to win

fetch my drugs and alcohol boy

hey, don't cry. 1 million transgender vampires on earth. okay?

my favorite emotion is when someone does something kinda foolish and all you can say is “i love you” in response

Every few months I experience a Thought and that thought is “modern Pride and Prejudice but Darcy’s lines are the exact same”

just ate an orange… no scurvy for me thank you… #NoScurvy

good morning failure femmes and burnt out butches. let's give it up (literally just give up) for loser dykes. i am tired