I'm allergic to 'nanas

If you aren’t at least a little ashamed of your country’s history, you don’t know your country’s history.

i love it when ppl say ‘i swing both ways’ to refer to being bisexual bc then i picture pansexuals spinning uncontrollably and screaming.

THIS IS SO CUTE!

I am pansexual and I aprove this message

i always loved the swingset and the sandbox, maybe just too much

Sia’s final album should be titled “Sia Later”

*romantically calls you dude*

concept: sorry! you’ve reached maximum existing attempt capacity! try existing incorporeally until you get the hang of things

Alcoholics are probably the biggest advocates for self driving cars.

“No Man’s Land” is a great name for a lesbian bar