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Streamer Simon AU:
Before Grace does a face reveal, Simon gets a chatter telling him that there are thirst tweets about Grace aka “Papa Star” and Simon spends about an hour reading them in stream and he makes comments saying
“Well you’ll never get to do that because my husband is just in the next room.”
One tweet is someone saying “I’d let papa star yap about science whilst we cuddle and I stroke his hair.” And Simon is a smug asshole and he says “I get to do that before bed. It’s pretty great.”
Chat then starts joking how Simon could “get such a nerdy baddie such as papa star” (because Simon and his chat like to bully each other out of love.) and it kind of baits Simon into standing up and flexing and saying “see these?? Yeah, that’s how!”
A continuation of this piece!
Inspired by the post about Simon trying to show gratitude with his body , love the angst, any fanfic recommendations so appreciated!
Bonus:
Streamer Simon is spitballing charity/fundraiser ideas with the chat.
Someone proposed that Simon auction off a kiss or a date.
Simon’s all, “I’m flattered, but I love my husband too much for that.”
THEN, someone is like, “I’d pay to kiss your husband.”
Simon: “PERISH”
(Grace: “Well, if it’s for charity…”
Simon: “Star, anyone other than me who kisses you, charity or not, will be found dead the next morning.”)
Lmfao yes!! Would be even funnier if Grace hasn’t revealed his face yet and Grace makes a joke and Simon says “we wouldn’t have any money in our account if it starts a bidding war because I’m the only one who’s allowed to win it.” And Grace laughs softly and gently cups his cheek and says “I wouldn’t have it any other way.” And Simon leans into his touch and chat goes crazy.
Simon goes off camera for a moment to kiss his husband because he can do that for free. He does tease chat by coming back on camera once Grace has left the room and says “I get to kiss my husband for free. You guys don’t get any of that.”
If it’s after the face reveal, Simon reads a chat asking if he can fight because they’re gonna fight Simon for Grace and Simon stares right at camera and says “bring it on.”
Welp... Bloodymary had taken over my brain and I got a tad carried away. I'm probably going to keep drawing them, but enjoy cartoon Grace and Simon. Also, poor Rocky is stuck with these gay men with no escape

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THIS SONG FOR BLOODYMARY DUDE IT FITS PERFECTLY
Lyrics (would be Simon's POV)
You're sweet, but I'm sick
I hurt myself for kicks
I'm lost, but you're found
Both feet firmly on the ground
And I'm so high, but still so low
I think I'm losing my mind
You're an angel
I'm just trying to be like you
Even if it's painful
You can swim around
But I don't want you to drown inside me
It's not fair to be your responsibility
You're kind, but I'm not
It seems that I forgot how to care
About anything but my own despair
And you have a good heart
But I'm sure mine's stopped
And it won't restart
I think it's broken
So you can't own it
You can swim around
But I don't want you to drown inside me
It's not fair to be your responsibility
You can swim around
But I don't want you to drown inside me
It's not fair to be your responsibility
Mini (very messy) comic wip for a scene I'm planning for Intergalactic Roadtrip
Six dont play when it comes to his daughter :]
medclinic au brainworms are back so here’s a few headcanons i have
grace passes out at some point from a delicious cocktail of exhaustion, dehydration and starvation and simon carries him to bed
simon sees grace kiss the top of little kids’ bandages to “make them heal faster” and simon somehow falls more in love with him
grace knows how to sew!! so sometimes when kids (and adults sometimes too) will bring their ripped clothes to him and he’ll fix them up with little patches from the quilt
if someone is in enough pain, grace sometimes panics and gives them alcohol to soothe their nerves
idk if this has been mentioned yet, but alongside all his posters he pins up all the drawings kids make for him
whenever he loses a patient, grace takes five minutes in the bathroom to have a panic attack before he just walks back out and gets back to work
grace never really has time to cut his hair (nor does he particularly care about it), but sometimes will braid his hair or put hair clips in
idk that’s all i’ve got for now but i did not read this over i so i hope this makes some sort of sense ( ╥ω╥ ) the main point is i love your au and it consumes my every waking thought im so excited to read whatever you cook up next
Omg you’re so sweet! I’m slowly working on chapter one at the moment! And YES TO ALL OF THESE!!
- Grace using the latches of his quilt or some of the clothing that he found in the ship that he won’t wear.
- Simon will absolutely carry Grace to bed and he will guard the door leading from his bedroom to the med clinic in case anyone comes in. The first time he does it, it’s because he notices Grace hasn’t slept in days and is hallucinating a little bit so he forces him to get some sleep!
- Grace would kiss a kids plaster where they got hurt and says to them that if they want to heal faster too, they need to get their parents/guardians to do the same and it always makes Grace smile seeing the kid run up to them and ask them to help kiss it better. When Simon cuts himself and Grace latches him up, without thinking, Grace kisses it and they both get super flustered because they’re not together yet. Simon hasn’t felt that soft touch of someone since his mother passed.
- Grace absolutely would have kids drawings plastered all over the walls! And on some shelves he has some little clay models that the kids made for him too and other little items like rocks because the kids want to give “payment” to Grace but he refuses and he won’t say no to a drawing or an item.
- when he looses a patient he shuts down because Everytime he does, he gets a flash of himself first waking up from his coma and seeing his crew members are deceased. Simon can sense whenever Grace shuts down and at first Grace would only let himself break down at night when no one was around until one night Simon comes in after forgetting something back at the clinic, he hears Grace sobbing.
- Grace growing his hair and putting it into a ponytail does things for Simon and Simon doing it for his own hair also makes Grace feel things. The one time Grace whines about his long hair and mumbles something “I should get a haircut….” Simon proceeds to hide the scissors.
Me: Finally getting bored of the fandom(exhausted every popular trope)
The modern "freaky shit didn't happen" aus: Hello, we've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty!
Me: *walking back into the jaws of my fandom like a lamb to the slaughter* YIPPEE!!!!
This is about PHM. I started to get bored and then read BloodyMary. I then read like 20 of those nd it got repetitive, but I discovered the wonders of modern aus for it where they're just together and happy and nothing went wrong(that was cannon) Things must go wrong for the show to go on. :):):)))
I gotta say I love the sheer amount of ships people are coming up with Grace. It's amazing to me how a good chunk of the fanbase went: Oh? Pretty blonde science dork up in space you say? Hmm... have him save Markiplier Simon from the SM-13 in the blood ocean. Put him in the SM-13 in the blood ocean. Make him Tony Stark's ex from college. Make him and Rocky meet the Doctor (I feel like he and Ten would get along swimmingly) and go on zany time-wimey adventures. Make Rocky human and have them kiss. Make Rocky and Adrian human. He's their third. Keep them as Eridians (he's still their third). Carl! Oh hey, it's Clark Kent aka Superman! Ain't that cute? Okay maybe he and Eva are actually fucking (not for me but you do you I guess!)
And then there's the sex/romance repulsed aroace Grace enjoyers too! Or romance neutral sex repulsed aroace Grace! Or sex/romance neutral Grace! The possibilities are endless! This silly blonde guy in space versatile as hell! Keep putting him in situations, it's enrichment!
Also he's twins with Colt Seavers from Fall Guy :3 and maybe they're the younger brothers of Court Gentry, the guy from The Gray Man :3

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Simon flirts like an Eridian.
It isn't his fault! Well, maybe it is. Maybe he should have second-guessed Rocky's advice when it came to "courting" Grace, considering they were entirely different species. It's not like he had any other frame of reference! People didn't flirt during the Quiet Rapture, and he was not trusting those cheesy romcoms that Eva had preloaded onto Grace's laptop.
Then again, it's also not Grace's fault that it works so well on him. That the small collection of glittery jewels and shiny rocks that an Eridian would have used to adorn themselves with looks rather nice on his desk at work, growing larger every time Simon brings him another "gift." Neither is it his fault that Simon's singing voice is so darn good at lulling him to sleep, even when it gets hard to close his eyes.
Maybe Grace is more of an Eridian than he thought. Or maybe Rocky is just a really, really good wingman.
This is heavily inspired by a coltland gentry Au series by chubbysloth11 on Ao3. At least the vibes are. Highly recommend reading everything they’ve written! (Also idk if they have a tumblr)
simon & grace: absolute besties. only a little (a lot) codependent but neither of them realize it. both very flawed individuals that compliment eachother beautifully. simon is grace's ride or die and grace cares about simon perhaps a little more than himself. do not separate or else the world will explode
simon & rocky: leave these two alone too long and they'll start fucking fist fighting (siblings)
<redacted as Bloodymary>
Thought this was funny.
LET THEM KISS

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Grace put that down now
So I've decided I want to do a Teacher Simon BloodyMary au with Simon teaching an Oceanology elective coarse and is a single dad to twins who are in Grace's class
They hadn't had met each other due to the fact they taught different grades and different subjects
And after a while they started hanging out more leading to them slowly falling in love
The subplot! The twins find out their dad is leaving the house more often, he's more excited to go to teacher work days, after school activities, and they wanna figure out what's going on.
DO WE SEE THE VISION DO WE UNDERSTAND MY ABSOLUTELY CRAZED RAMBLINGS