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We said it wouldn’t happen… but it did.

I said SURE, BUT WHY ISN’T HE STAYING AT HIS PLACE OR WITH YOU?

She said HE’S REMODELING HIS PLACE, AND I’M SICK, IT WILL GIVE YOU BOTH TIME TO GET TO KNOW ONE ANOTHER, PLEASE FOR ME?

I told her I CAN DO THIS, BUT I’M NOT SURE IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA, SIS!

As I hang up, a rough knock on my door sounds off and not thinking, answer the door naked.

He walks in with a duffle and asks SORRY ABOUT THIS BUT WHERE DO I SLEEP?

I told him, I ONLY HAVE ONE BED AND SLEEP NAKED.

He cussed and fidgeted with his cock when I said I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE THE BATHROOM IS IF YOU NEED A TOILET!

He says I’M HORNY AND NEED TO FUCK!

I ask him, AREN’T YOU MARRYING MY SISTER?

He says SHE SHOWED ME A PICTURE OF YOU AND SAID THAT ALL HER FORMER BOYFRIENDS HAD TO BREAK OFF THE MARRIAGE AFTER STAYING WITH YOU, I WANTED TO FIND OUT FOR MYSELF!

Seeing as how he would not back down I told him YOU NEED CONDOMS OR NOT?

He said BRO, IF I’M GONNA FUCKING SO MY WILD OATS WITH YOUR ASS, I’M GONNA BREED!

Looking at me with anger he says YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT, BRO!

I said, NO, BUT CAN I WATCH YOU FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF ME WITH THAT JOYSTICK?

Grinning, he says SURE BRO, BUT ANYTIME YOUR SISTER STARTS RAGGING I’M GONNA BREED YOUR ASS TIL SHE CALLS ME HOME!

I asked YOU STILL PLAN ON MARRYING HER?

He says FUCK YEAH I AM! BESIDES, YOU’RE SMOKIN ASS IS MY BACKUP HOLE, WHEN SHE STARTS BLEEDING!