Electronic Music's Answer To Pauly Shore

do it.

You gotta accept that some people just dont want you 

and that they out they damn mind cause you a great catch

what in the fuck does this say

aye Moira yer spot on am oam the protein

God, I love my Scottish brethren.

yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger

i walked in on my 4 year old nephew sitting alone on his bed eating grapes in the dark and i didn’t even get a chance to say anything before he said “i don’t have answers”

Me as a child.

Blowing a dandelion is basically you helping a weed ejaculate.

I was having a good day. We were all having a good day.

I mean it’s kind of not, seeds aren’t analogous to sperm, hell, pollen isn’t analogous to sperm, plants don’t do dimorphic gametes like that. a better analogy would be firing a couple dozen fully-formed babies from a tshirt cannon

all hail the baby cannon