Rot Never Ends

keeping wild animals as pets is bad. except me. let me into your house

reblog to make a sensitive young tenderqueer smoke an entire pack

You know I turned on the sound just to help me understand what was going on and I guess it was exactly what it looked like.

Ooh! Spot the industrial safety device! The worker has to press a 'stab the cheese' button with both hands. This is because if they're doing that, neither of their hands can be within the cheese stabbing zone.

This cheese is being stabbed safely

quirky fourth wall breaking character but theyre just fucking. wrong about the medium theyre in. they keep making references to cinematic techniques and directorial styles and the other fourth wall breaking character is like "dumbass we're in a fucking comic book" and they are in a video game.

Well currently they’re in a tumblr post but I see your point

reblog the angel again if you don’t mind.

DJing at the club: put your hands in the air and shake your ass a lil if you love baby animals!!!! everyone go crazy!! do it for the baby animals!!😄

❓You can kiss your sister to benefit from a temporary buff to all stats

Aight so turns out they did have other options and once the demon queen dies we all go home no matter who kills her so I've been just killing adventurers.

Yeah it turns out if you pretend to be a weak girl and they "rescue you" they automatically assume you're joining their harem and then you can just stab them.

I have so many random legendary weapons now

I'm going to meet the demon queen now, everyone told me she was some hideous monster. Wish me luck...

This is the hottest woman I have ever met

So I have a leash now.

You know I think people had the wrong idea about the demon queen. Her idea for covering the land in eternal darkness seems really smart and orphaning an entire village is just how she blows off steam

Ok so mommy said my new armor will make me better at serving her but it is just a chainmail bikini

Oh

I won't lie kitten, mommy had to sell the fantabulous flying machine. and the top hat with the gears too

“This kink is problematic when you think about it” ohhhhhh shit ok lemme head on over to the kink store and trade these kinks in for one that make my jackoff fantasies morally superior