Hopeless AFTG Trash

neil josten, man with the butcher of baltimore for a father, somehow manages to have mommy issues dominating every crevice of his brain instead. "god my mom would KILL me if she knew my dad found out where i was" like dude

Jeaneil’s dynamic is such that if any of the Trojans ever ask when was the last time Jean spoke to Neil, he undoubtedly says some shit like, “I go to great lengths to avoid speaking to that devil child more than is absolutely necessary,” but then like a week later his housemates get into an argument in the kitchen while Jean is doing homework on his laptop and he suddenly goes, “You may not want to discuss that here; I am on a Skype call with Neil.” Laila turns to him, incredulous, because “I thought you didn’t speak to him??” but Jean just answers very seriously, “We are not speaking.”

it's so funny when u remember the monsters were going to the gay club every damn weekend. they were straight up regulars. at the gay club. a whole town over. they never once gave a fuck abt the mafia. they had a booth and a 'complicated handshake' with the bouncers and got free drinks from the bartender. no wonder the upperclassmen hated them so much. kevin wdym ur in practice yelling at everyone to push their bodies harder and berating anyone who so much as looks at processed food but last night you were doing bumps of powder poppers and got so drunk that you blacked out. like oh ok aaron you're so broody and uncooperative but u were screaming the lyrics to Crazy in Love on the dance floor last night. cool cool. at least nicky was consistent. getting piss drunk is one of the highest forms of social bonding so u just know those 3 were having drunk convos every week being like *aaron voice* You Guys are Actually My Best Friends. No no listen seriously stop laughing i feel amazing right now i love you guys soo much please be the groomsmen at my wedding oh my god this song is amazing let's dance. then they would wake up the next morning hungover as fck thinking god i hate those guys. never again. rinse and repeat every friday. such is life

Andrew is 5’0” & Matt is somewhere around 6’4”. When Andrew punches Matt after Matt punches Kevin (twice), do you think he took a running jump? Just jumped straight up, no running start? He bloodied his nose. It’s not like he punched him in the gut…

I have not read All for the Game (look, I only JUST finished The Raven Cycle and I'm not ready yet) but from what my mutuals have posted, this fridge probably belongs to one of them.