I have no idea

as a man who is a fancy lady i need two beverages at all times: 1 to nourish me (coffee, juice, energy drink, etc) & 1 to refresh me (water or tea)

I love how the internet has introduced us to so much cursed and burdensome knowledge that we’ve had to innovate entirely new ways to express disgust. I saw a post tagged with “this made me lose the ability to thermoregulate” the other day

posting on a blackboard discussion board and replying to two of your fellow students has to be one of the nine circles of hell

Great point, Dylan! I especially agree with it being “one of the nine circles of hell”. Well said.

If I could offer a bit of criticism to your post Dylan, I would say that this phenomenon is not limited to blackboard, but also extends to other education websites, such as Canvas. Overall though, I agree with your point.

I agree with what other people have said above. I have noticed your reference to Dante's Inferno. Very good use of earlier texts in the course.

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

“fitted” sheets well why dont they then. why dont they

i am afraid of people who reblog things with no tags. not even any identifiers like the show it’s from or anything. just silence. what are you thinking?? hello??

Ain’t one day go by when I’m scrolling on this site that I don’t go “I’m not reading that shit”

So glad to know we’re giving this technology to a group of people who will almost certainly abuse it to murder people in the worst case scenario and in the best case scenario will allow them to continue arresting innocent civilians for non-violent petty crimes during a global pandemic in a disinfected car.

Yeah as an Aussie I can tell you they absolutely fucking will because they already have

Matching shirts that read “You seem a decent fellow, I hate to kill you” and “You seem a decent fellow, I hate to die”.

one of my very favorite obscure story tropes is when there’s an episode/plotline/tabletop campaign session where the conceit is ‘each member of the gang gets trapped in a specially tailored dream/nightmare/illusory mindscape and has to break out’

my favorite addition to this trope is when the gang has to pass through everyone’s specially tailored nightmare scape and it’s just one gut punching trauma after the next that their friends help them through

do you know how traumatizing this past year must have been for us all to unanimously reintroduce sea shanties into the common vernacular

Speak for yourself, I got on this tip back in January 2017