im yr dog

The funniest thing about being autistic with a high pain tolerance is that the first time I did impact play I got hit for like half an hour without making noise, and then when I did, it was just "OUCH" in the most monotone voice ever. Quite literally, they broke a (thin/cheap) metal cane on me and I was just sitting there like 😐😐 this is fantastic, hit me again.

thinking about "oh you've been such a good bitch today haven't you puppy. i think you deserve a treat for being so good. oh look at you wagging that little tail for me. you're so excited huh. well come here puppy and open that mouth for your treat" before they unzip their pants and violently fuck my face until they cum

that trick where you make a dog hold a treat on its nose except it's resting your cock on a sub's face until you give them permission to blow you

bf who asks “you want a treat??” while unbuttoning his pants