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me, rubbing my stomach: this bitch empty... EAT.

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what do you call silence of the lamb?

a shush kebab

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What do you call it when you get cut twice in th same place?

Duplicuts

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what do you call a condescending pig?

a hammock

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this is so sad alex play despaircito

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what do sad Mexicans wear?

sombereros

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what do you call when you pour money into a concrete factory?

investcement

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what do you call motivation for running a perfume company?

inscentives

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the reason some bisexuals prefer one side over the other is because they're a tiny bit (maybe even subconsciously) biased

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misused commas, are, very comma-n

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I watched my dad fasten sheets of metal together for his new project, it was very riveting

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person: hey can you do this thing for me? it won't take long

me: |ly|

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What do you call it when a fisherman spends his time wisely?

Ef-fish-ency

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what do you call an un-patterned duvet cover?

a blank-et

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what do you call an insomniac vegetable?

awokecado.

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what do you call near invisible cats?

cameowflauged.

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what do you call a happy maths teacher? stat-isfied

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