can't believe I'm still on tumblr

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

🧛 nathing vrong vith me

Man's about to turn you into the scene of a happy little accident.

FUCKKKKKKK what if something bad happened and I forgot to worry about it

i'll find you again... in another comment section

Do you think in another forum we could have been [this thread has been locked by admin for being off topic]

reincarnation au but it's just new usernames

oh and that gap in my resume is when i was digging my own grave

the dirt under my nails is - yeah. it won't wash out. although that's actually from when i dug myself out again. i suppose success and defeat can look the same in a mirror.

Forward-facing eyes means they’re predators now

sure I could become a slut. but you see, I'm scared

you are a curse sent from the devil himself to mock mortals.

Must suck ass to be like. a lawyer or something in the pokemon world. They haven't made any cool lawyer pokemon yet

Ho oh

I think we have different definitions of ‘lawyer’ but sure

Why wouldn't ho oh be a lawyer? They're a Phoenix, wright?

In the kindest way possible, fuck you

listen this isn’t rat related but I’m going off the walls right now this is literally so fucking funny