Horus did nothing wrong (neither did Caine)

Guy who has to one-up everything: yeah, well, I had couscouscous for dinner last night

Mafia guy who only goes down on women so he can steal the copper IUD wiring

i have a “this stripper really likes me” thing with my dog’s vet except instead of liking me, i think he especially likes my dog. he really sells the illusion that my dog is one of his favorite patients and that’s why i continue to pay quite frankly crazy prices.

I Defeated the Demon Lord but it Turns Out the Demon Army was Largely Unaffected and I Fell Victim to a Flawed Belief in Great Man Theory

I Defeated the Demon Lord, but Rather Than Vanquishing Evil Forever, I've Triggered a Period of Demonic Civil War and Instability That Will Take Generations for the World to Recover From

Imagine, if you will, aliens abducting people in Italy and forcing them to eat at Olive Garden.

i think it's fair to assume that in the world of darkness there's this common but poorly understood form of acute anemia that seems to affect people at random with no apparent cause. and it usually goes away after a few weeks, although sometimes it might be a recurring thing. there's a hypothesis that it might be connected to low vitamin d levels, since it's more common in people working night shifts or being otherwise active at night, but studies don't really show any conclusive evidence. probably nothing to worry about, you know how weird bodies can be sometimes

we're honestly completely fucked if zombies ever discover the power of working together synchronously using an agile team collaboration framework

one of humanity’s oldest hobbies is underestimating how dangerous holes are