very cool guy

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

Cuteness aggression but I actually get rough and hold you down and stare at you like you’re my food.

It's little frustrating when I express attraction to a man and the people around me go "oh noooo girl he's totally a player, definitely a fuckboy, you're too good for him" like I know. That's the point. No woman wants him bc he's a fuckboy, none of his friends will care if he disappears bc he doesn't have any close or genuine friendships. Because he's a fuckboy. His self isolation in the pursuit of achieving ideal masculinity makes him the perfect victim. I'm going to drug him and keep him in my basement, and the men in his life won't care because caring is gay and the women won't care because he's trash anyway. He's perfect.

Ya I touch myself looking at paddles on etsy why do you ask

Ok I say this and its true but also, while theres certainly nothing wrong with a purpose-built tool, household objects are also really really really really hot. Getting it with a belt my partner's wearing? Incredible. Bath brushes? Wonderful. A hair brush you keep in your purse, just in case? Exactly what I need. A quick slippering before bed? I will make you my spouse.

Men would learn to behave better if they spent more time shamefully humping their pillows and stuffed animals and furniture..but they have to be sooooo embarrased about it otherwise it doesn't count..